August 2011 NUDE!

Kana Tsugihara

Japanese model Kana Tsugihara

*22 Kana Tsugihara pictures total in the gallery:

Michelle Branch out and about in West Hollywood (8/28)

If you're planning on making out with Michelle Branch anytime soon, miiiiiiiiiiiight want to give it a few days.

*10 Michelle Branch pictures total in the gallery:

What actress does that butt belong to? Identity revealed on PAGE 2 (click the picture to jump) . . .

+ Kate Hudson's post-baby bikini body [Drunken Stepfather]

+ Megan Fox looking ridiculously sexy for Elle [Popoholic]
+ Olivia Munn is banging her way through Hollywood [Just Jared]
+ Miss Colombia upskirt (NSFW) [TaxiDriverMovie]
+ Rebecca Black -- the bikini model [Linkiest]

+ So freaking hot . . . [Celebuzz]
+ Erin Heatherton is one hot piece of ass [moejackson]
+ Battle of the skinny bitches [Cele|bitchy]
+ Now that is just scary [CityRag]

LIST OF THE DAY: Sports that never took off, for obvious reasons

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Alyssa Milano leaving a salon in L.A. yesterday

After being eight months overdue (by my rough calculations), the impossibly-large Alyssa Milano finally had her baby today, welcoming Milo Thomas Bugliari to the world at 9:27 AM.

Below is an artist's rendering of what Milo probably looks like at this exact moment:



*5 Alyssa Milano pictures total in the gallery:

Kendra Wilkinson hosting a party at Wet Republic at The MGM Grand in Las Vegas (8/27)

Kendra Wilkinson was proud to tell People over the weekend that she's over this whole "being a mom" thing and is now back to dressing like a skank:

"[After I had a baby,] I felt like I had to be a different person. I had to be conservative and wear turtlenecks and be someone that I wasn’t. Now that I have my body back and I feel good again, I have the perfect amount of balance. It’s all about finding the balance."

Sorry Kendra, once you've had a kid, you'll never "have your body back." That's the whole reason why I'm against attractive celebrities that I masturbate to having babies. Sure, maybe they'll lose some of the baby weight and get back to their old slutty selves, but deep down inside we all know their vaginas have been stretched open almost as wide as Julia Roberts' mouth. No thanks, if I want to jerk off to something with a gaping hole in it, I'll spank it to the Theory of Evolution.

*25 Kendra Wilkinson pictures total in the gallery:

Maria Menounos

Maria Menounos arriving at her hotel in Manhattan (8/30)

*22 Maria Menounos pictures total in the gallery:

Ali Larter out and about in Brentwood (8/28)

Um, I don't know why Ali Larter was walking around Brentwood on Sunday half-naked (while her friends were all dressed normally so it's not like they're coming from a pool party or something), but I just wanted to say that I'm totally OK with it.

*12 Ali Larter pictures total in the gallery:

Mmmmm, legs

As you may have heard, Minka Kelly broke up with her boyfriend Derek Jeter a few weeks ago (in case you hadn't heard: Minka Kelly broke up with her boyfriend Derek Jeter a few weeks ago). Luckily for her Charlie's Angels co-star Ramon Rodriguez, Minka's a big fan of rebound sex. People says:

While female Yankee fans are buzzing about Derek Jeter's new single status, sources on the set of Charlie's Angels in Miami are talking about a growing late-night friendship between his ex Minka Kelly and her costar Ramon Rodriguez.

"We have seen Minka and Ramon talking in his trailer way after hours, and often late into the night," a source on the set tells PEOPLE. "They have been together long after they need to be for the show."

Kelly, 31, had been dating Jeter, 37, for the past three years with annual talk about an impending lavish wedding. It wasn't meant to be however, with the couple announcing their split Thursday, and a source telling PEOPLE they still "care about each other and … are still friends."

Wow, what a shock -- one of the hottest chicks in the world was somehow able to find a new guy right after a break-up. Next we'll find out that dudes with huge penises run gossip blogs -- as if everyone didn't know that already, too. No, the only way this would have been news is if Jeter's ex were dating someone out of left field -- like Carl Crawford from the Red Sox.

*24 Minka Kelly pictures total in the gallery:

Timberlake and Biel are definitely back together

Looks like Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel are back on. Since splitting up in March, Timberlake has been linked to Olivia Wilde, Mila Kunis, and even Ashley Olsen. I guess he got bored with all those chicks, because he was seen with Jessica over the weekend in Toronto. Naked! And by "naked" I mean they had coffee together. From Life & Style:

"Justin and Jessica came into Ella's Uncle coffee shop not once but three times this weekend: Saturday evening, Sunday morning and just this morning," an eyewitness tells Life & Style. "They seemed so comfortable, happy and at ease every time. They literally couldn't stop staring and smiling at each other. Justin seemed completely smitten with Jessica, and she had this permanent smile on her face, and they joked around with each other. Jessica even recommended Justin get her favorite, the Americano, but Justin opted for the Ella, a double cappuccino with maple syrup."

They certainly needed the extra caffeine: On Sunday the pair enjoyed a bike ride together on Queen St. West. That same day, they stopped for a cozy brunch at Swan Restaurant.

"Yes, they came into Swan together and sat in the back," a second eyewitness tells Life & Style. "Justin had scrambled eggs and Jessica had an omelet. Jessica must have suggested it because Justin's not here very often, but she comes in a lot. They were laughing and having such a good time. They enjoyed their food, but they seemed to enjoy each other much more!"

Can you really blame Justin for getting back together with Jessica? I mean, she just has an amazing personality ass, an incredible smile ass, and an unflappable drive ass. Yes, there are plenty of reasons why a guy would want to be back with Jessica. Now, why Jessica would go back to Justin is still a mystery. If she wanted to be with a nappy-haired big mouth, she could have just dated my dick.

*23 Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake pictures total in the gallery:

NSFW!

Don’t click the picture. Just trust me dude, don’t click the picture.