Whitney Port is boring

Whitney Port bikini pics! (Miami – 7/17)

If you go to the beach in a bikini, and no one cares, were you still there? That’s the philosophical question many are asking about Whitney Port’s trip to South Beach on Sunday. These pictures have to be sheer luck, right? I’m assuming the photographer was taking pictures of the ocean and only noticed later that that one chick from that one MTV show was in a few of the shots. Because if not, that means someone was actually taking pictures of Whitney Port on purpose, and dammit, I don’t want to live in that kind of world.

[Pacific Coast News]

July 19, 2011 - 8:00 am