Snooki in Seaside Heights, New Jersey (7/7)

Go ahead and read that headline again, just to let it sink in. ANOTHER book. From CNN:
Simon & Schuster has confirmed the company will publish a second book from "Jersey Shore" cast member Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi. "Gorilla Beach" will be a follow up to Polizzi's first book "A Shore Thing," which ended up on the extended New York Times bestseller list.

According to the book's description, the new novel's action will center on Giovanna "Gia" Spumanti and her cousin Isabella "Bella" Rizzoli who "are going to have the sexiest summer ever." The second novel is slated for release in May 2012, just in time for the summer reading lists.
This is going to be a huge bestseller -- especially with New Jersey guidos. The flat cover of the book is the perfect surface for chopping roofies up into a convenient powder while sitting in your '96 Honda Accord outside of the nightclub. It means no more messing around with clumsy pills when you want to have sex with some uppity bitch in the VIP section and she says no.

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[Pacific Coast News]