Snooki in Seaside Heights, New Jersey (7/7)

Go ahead and read that headline again, just to let it sink in. ANOTHER book. From CNN:
Simon & Schuster has confirmed the company will publish a second book from "Jersey Shore" cast member Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi. "Gorilla Beach" will be a follow up to Polizzi's first book "A Shore Thing," which ended up on the extended New York Times bestseller list.

According to the book's description, the new novel's action will center on Giovanna "Gia" Spumanti and her cousin Isabella "Bella" Rizzoli who "are going to have the sexiest summer ever." The second novel is slated for release in May 2012, just in time for the summer reading lists.
This is going to be a huge bestseller -- especially with New Jersey guidos. The flat cover of the book is the perfect surface for chopping roofies up into a convenient powder while sitting in your '96 Honda Accord outside of the nightclub. It means no more messing around with clumsy pills when you want to have sex with some uppity bitch in the VIP section and she says no.

*20 Snooki pictures total in the gallery:

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[Pacific Coast News]
  • Barnardo

    Wait. Does this mean someone actually bought her first book? hfs this world is going hell.

  • DogBoy

    "Shore Whore"

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  • Peter

    That Snooki is built for loving. Mmmmmm, Mmmmmm, Mmmmmm.

  • Anonymous

    I love/lust the physical side of Snooki, her sexy body and love me face, and I also love the intellectual side of her. There is just a lot to love about the Snooki. NJ can be proud of her.

  • SSH22

    I didn't even know she could read much less write a book. Oh yea they have someone write it for her from notes then slap her name on it.

    STD must be joking about being attracted to this hog.

  • ET

    Of course she can read and write. She graduated from the American Public school system.

  • STD

    Everytime I see photos of Snooki I have to go flog and strangle my big johnson, until eruption occures. She is such a hot little number and looks like she would be loads of fun to party with.

  • WTF

    'Gorilla Beach' least they're getting a little closer to the truth with the title.

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