Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez in Santa Monica (2/6)

Since I really don't give a shit about the Casey Anthony trial (see here if you haven't heard), let's talk a little about Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez. OMG GUYS, they're totally in LOVE!!! Like, for reals! At least that's what Justin probably told Selena so she'd give up a piece of dat ass. From the New York Post:
If there was ever any doubt, Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez are wholly and totally in love. Spies heard Disney star Gomez tell Bieber, "I love you," adding, "she said it several times," as they shopped at Armani Exchange on Fifth Avenue Tuesday.

The duo had hoped to do some under the radar shopping, but after someone spotted them, the store was suddenly filled with 200 fans. Retreating to the lower level, they were then whisked into an employee elevator and out a back door. Bieber got a few T-shirts while Gomez left empty-handed. Their reps had no comment.
Awww, puppy love. It's sweet to see these two so happy. It's nice to know that they'll be together for the rest of eternity . . . or until Selena grows out of her taste for pre-pubescent lesbians. If Selena really wants to know what true love is, she needs to find herself a real man. You know, the type of man that can actually grow chest and facial hair -- like me or Rosie O'Donnell.

*10 Selena Gomez pictures total in the gallery:

  • Selena Gomez in Love 1
  • Selena Gomez in Love 2
  • Selena Gomez in Love 3
  • Selena Gomez in Love 4
  • Selena Gomez in Love 5
  • Selena Gomez in Love 6
  • Selena Gomez in Love 7
  • Selena Gomez in Love 8
  • Selena Gomez in Love 9
  • Selena Gomez in Love 10

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