Scarlett Johansson wants to bone Justin Bartha
Scarlett Johansson hooking up with Justin Bartha?
After being dumped by Sean Penn in June, Scarlett Johansson is rebounding with Ashley Olsen’s ex Justin Bartha. But are her post moves enough to get by Justin’s inside game? Also, will I squeeze anymore awkward basketball puns into a story about two non-athletes? Read on — the answer may shock you!*
From the New York Post:
Johansson attended a preview of off-Broadway’s “All New People,” in which Bartha stars, on Saturday, and the pair were photographed together backstage. Spies said Johansson and Bartha later seemed “completely engrossed in each other” during a cast dinner also attended by playwright Zach Braff and actress Heather Graham at Café Un Deux Trois.
One witness told us, “There were about 15 people at the table, but Scarlett and Justin sat next to each other and talked all night. They seemed pretty fascinated with each other and only talked to each other. It looked sometimes flirty, but also they seemed to be involved in a deep discussion.”
Justin was “fascinated” with Scarlett? Wow, this dude’s a better actor than I thought. You know how hard it is to have a deep discussion with someone when the only thing going through your head is “Show me your tits. Show me your tits. Show me your tits. Show me your tits. Show me your tits. Show me your tits. Show me your tits. Show me your tits.”