Ocean 1, Paris Hilton 0

As she does every summer, Paris Hilton is currently renting a beachfront home in Malibu. Last weekend, she set up a cabana on the beach with daybeds for her and friends to relax on. And then she promptly forgot about it and the daybeds almost washed into the ocean yesterday during high tide. Dumbass.

In related news, the entire ocean now has herpes and has to be set on fire. Wednesday I believe. Don't be alarmed if you see smoke.

*26 Paris Hilton pictures total in the gallery:

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  • Paul

    Paris is a national treasure. She is rich and of high linage, but yet she is humble and modest. Super intellegent, but she can relate to ordinary people. And, she is one of the most beautiful women in the world. Paris, the nation, the world, and your millions of fans salute you.

  • Hawk

    Paris immediatly ordered her assistant to call the mayor of Malibu to see if he could do something about the tides...


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