Nadya "Octomom" Suleman at the beach in L.A. (7/1)

What, you've never seen a mother of 14 in a bikini top and party hat? This is the exact image our Founding Fathers had in mind when they fought for our independence.

"To be prepared for war is one of the most effectual means of preserving peace. And we must be ready, for Octomom" - George Washington in his first annual address to Congress, January 8, 1790

*15 Octomom bikini pictures total in the gallery:

  • Octomom Patriotic Bikini 1
  • Octomom Patriotic Bikini 2
  • Octomom Patriotic Bikini 3
  • Octomom Patriotic Bikini 4
  • Octomom Patriotic Bikini 5
  • Octomom Patriotic Bikini 6
  • Octomom Patriotic Bikini 7
  • Octomom Patriotic Bikini 8
  • Octomom Patriotic Bikini 9
  • Octomom Patriotic Bikini 10
  • Octomom Patriotic Bikini 11
  • Octomom Patriotic Bikini 12
  • Octomom Patriotic Bikini 13
  • Octomom Patriotic Bikini 14
  • Octomom Patriotic Bikini 15
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  • barbarena

    This is one disturbingly ugly woman...she looks like a female David Burkowitz, ya know, the Son of Sam serial killer

  • Debra

    Dust the kids off, run them around....collect the money...return them to their cages,,,,,day done

  • Ginger

    Of course she is patriotic Uncle Sugar (as those on the dole call him) has been supporting her for the past 12 years so she can frolic--her work record is one job, 18 months and then 10 YEARS of workman's comp. Good grief, what a leech!

  • Fritzi Schnizter

    I don't think there has ever been a less photogenic woman. Good grief, the ugly mug on her. Not one of those kids is smiling and those pics were not taken on July 4, they were released as damage control after she told InTouch that she hated those babies.Anyhow, she's Arab, not even American so 4th of July means nothing to her but a photo op.


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