Nadya "Octomom" Suleman at the beach in L.A. (7/1)

What, you've never seen a mother of 14 in a bikini top and party hat? This is the exact image our Founding Fathers had in mind when they fought for our independence.

"To be prepared for war is one of the most effectual means of preserving peace. And we must be ready, for Octomom" - George Washington in his first annual address to Congress, January 8, 1790

*15 Octomom bikini pictures total in the gallery:

  • Octomom Patriotic Bikini 1
  • Octomom Patriotic Bikini 2
  • Octomom Patriotic Bikini 3
  • Octomom Patriotic Bikini 4
  • Octomom Patriotic Bikini 5
  • Octomom Patriotic Bikini 6
  • Octomom Patriotic Bikini 7
  • Octomom Patriotic Bikini 8
  • Octomom Patriotic Bikini 9
  • Octomom Patriotic Bikini 10
  • Octomom Patriotic Bikini 11
  • Octomom Patriotic Bikini 12
  • Octomom Patriotic Bikini 13
  • Octomom Patriotic Bikini 14
  • Octomom Patriotic Bikini 15
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