Jessica Alba and her daughter Honor leaving Whole Foods in Brentwood (6/26)

When Jessica Alba's daughter Honor wonders why she's still afraid of the dark at 30, I hope she somehow finds this post and realizes that it was all her mom's fault. From Jessica's interview earlier this week with Jay Leno (via the San Francisco Chronicle:
"I'm definitely the disciplinarian. I mean, we don't believe in, like, spankings. Or like when I was a kid I used to get hot sauce in my mouth when I had a smart mouth or something like that... But with my daughter, we don't obviously do any of that, we give her time-outs...

"I'm like, 'You're going to have time-out in the bathroom.' And then I'm like, 'With the lights off!' And she's like, 'Ahh!' She freaks out... because just time-out in the bathroom isn't bad enough... (because it) has big windows and it's a big bathroom. It (the dark) makes it seem that much worse."
Yeah, this kid won't end up with psychological problems. Naming her Honor was already enough for years and years of needed therapy, but locking her in a bathroom without the lights on? Come on. She'll wind up more frightened of toilets than Fergie. No, the best way to discipline someone that won't do as they're told is with a closed fist -- or as I like to call it, "The Chris Brown Method for Making a Woman Listen."

*29 Jessica Alba pictures total in the gallery:

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  • Grandizer

    I agree with M, and while I do not know whether she is more beautiful then others on here, I do know she makes money based on those same looks.

    And I am sure that I prefer her disciplining her children in some way shape or form then parents who don't.

    You can not hit a child anymore. I grew up fearing to upset my family for that reason. I am well adjusted. You need to be taught at an early age what is acceptable and what is not. If my brother and I were home we could cut up, if we were outside playing, we could cut up. If we were out at dinner, there was a certain amount that we could get away with and if we passed that point, we would hear about it, and then feel it later.

    We are quickly moving to a society where the parents are not responsible for their minor children and everyone else has to put up with their unacceptable behavior. I for one am glad that someone that could have a nanny and not deal with her own kids in fact does deal with them.

    More power to you Jessica Alba!

  • M

    Wow, you guys sound idiotic... She is a sickingly beautiful woman and I cannot imagine any of you looking half as good as she does! And her gorgeus little girl is damn lucky to have the genes and beauty of this smoking hot modelmama. Shame on all of you, you disgust me!

  • xxx

    Her poor kid will always have this horrible cuntface.

  • Falcon

    Jessica looks like a common housewife with her spoiled brat.

  • master yoda

    Dang, that kid is still an ugly little frownie-monkey.

  • Unruly

    Like... zomg.

  • crtb

    I think that is much more damaging than a spanking!

  • Litsa

    Wow, she already looks like her mom. A total sourpuss bitch.

  • 8 inches

    I wonder which side of the family that kid gets her scowl from?

  • Turd Ferguson

    What an air head.

    No acting ability, a bitchy demeanor, and completely empty above the neck.


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