Jessica Alba and her daughter Honor leaving Whole Foods in Brentwood (6/26)

When Jessica Alba's daughter Honor wonders why she's still afraid of the dark at 30, I hope she somehow finds this post and realizes that it was all her mom's fault. From Jessica's interview earlier this week with Jay Leno (via the San Francisco Chronicle:
"I'm definitely the disciplinarian. I mean, we don't believe in, like, spankings. Or like when I was a kid I used to get hot sauce in my mouth when I had a smart mouth or something like that... But with my daughter, we don't obviously do any of that, we give her time-outs...

"I'm like, 'You're going to have time-out in the bathroom.' And then I'm like, 'With the lights off!' And she's like, 'Ahh!' She freaks out... because just time-out in the bathroom isn't bad enough... (because it) has big windows and it's a big bathroom. It (the dark) makes it seem that much worse."
Yeah, this kid won't end up with psychological problems. Naming her Honor was already enough for years and years of needed therapy, but locking her in a bathroom without the lights on? Come on. She'll wind up more frightened of toilets than Fergie. No, the best way to discipline someone that won't do as they're told is with a closed fist -- or as I like to call it, "The Chris Brown Method for Making a Woman Listen."

*29 Jessica Alba pictures total in the gallery:

  • Jessica Alba Bathroom Punishment 1
  • Jessica Alba Bathroom Punishment 2
  • Jessica Alba Bathroom Punishment 3
  • Jessica Alba Bathroom Punishment 4
  • Jessica Alba Bathroom Punishment 5
  • Jessica Alba Bathroom Punishment 6
  • Jessica Alba Bathroom Punishment 7
  • Jessica Alba Bathroom Punishment 8
  • Jessica Alba Bathroom Punishment 9
  • Jessica Alba Bathroom Punishment 10
  • Jessica Alba Bathroom Punishment 11
  • Jessica Alba Bathroom Punishment 12
  • Jessica Alba Bathroom Punishment 13
  • Jessica Alba Bathroom Punishment 14
  • Jessica Alba Bathroom Punishment 15
  • Jessica Alba Bathroom Punishment 16
  • Jessica Alba Bathroom Punishment 17
  • Jessica Alba Bathroom Punishment 18
  • Jessica Alba Bathroom Punishment 19
  • Jessica Alba Bathroom Punishment 20
  • Jessica Alba Bathroom Punishment 21
  • Jessica Alba Bathroom Punishment 22
  • Jessica Alba Bathroom Punishment 23
  • Jessica Alba Bathroom Punishment 24
  • Jessica Alba Bathroom Punishment 25
SEXY STUFF YOU MAY HAVE MISSED:

[Flynet]