This is not going well

Jennifer Aniston [and Justin Theroux] arriving at the Waldorf-Astoria hotel in New York (6/26)

What's that? You say there are already problems between Jennifer Aniston and her new boyfriend Justin Theroux? Well I never! A source told the National Enquirer:

"Jen's romance has already hit rough water, and she's desperately hoping they can overcome these new problems. Once Justin split from Heidi, he became practically glued to Jen's side. In no time at all, he had moved in and began to monitor her every move with nonstop texts and cells calls. But what's really bugging Jen is Justin's constant nagging about becoming a vegetarian - like he is.

"[Justin's parents] refused to meet her or even speak about Jen. Justin's parents think she's heartless for going after a guy in a long-term relationship. Jen's starting to think she got herself in too deep too quickly."

Oh wow, what a surprise. A relationship involving Jennifer Aniston isn't going well. The only thing more predictable than death, taxes, and a summer movie based on a retarded comic book is the inevitable crash and burn of a Jennifer Aniston romance. Frankly, if the Mayans were alive today, I'm pretty sure they'd base their calendar on it.

*10 Jennifer Aniston pictures total in the gallery:

[Pacific Coast News]

Another Fan

Well I think Jenn is a talented, beautiful, highly intellegent, personable and very classy lady. She is truely the best there is.

Liv

Unhappy sl..y women brings down Jen... awwww..

Milly

Jenn was much happier when she was married to Brad. Damn you Angie Jolie.

Missy

http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/...

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Unfortunately for poor old Jen - Brad wasn't happy being married to her. Why would he be any different than two or three dozen of the men who've dumped her in the last 6 1/2 years? The fact that he stuck it out for 6 1/2 years says more about Pitt's patience - and weed habit - than it does about Aniston. The fact is Pitt and Aniston have now been divorced for longer than they were together. Jolie or no Jolie, Pitt was done with the marriage and would have left Aniston anyway. Three years ago Pitt called his marriage to Aniston a "dead end," said he was sitting on his couch like a vegetable and that he didn't believe in regrets. Ergo, he doesn't regret dumping Aniston. A few weeks ago while promoting Tree of Life Pitt said he had wasted 10 years of his life before he found what has really made him happy - Jolie and their kids. So poor old Jen (and annoying old Gwynnie) might want to finally stop mentioning or obliquely referring to Pitt (and his mother) in every interview. The Good Ship Pitt has sailed on without them and without ever looking back.

Juliette

I especially love that when she realizes there are paps around she flexes her hand so everyone can see the ring better.

I used to really like her but lately she just comes off as bitchy and desperate. Flaunt the ring all you want Jen, he'll be gone soon enough.

A Fan

Jenn needs to understand that her one and only soulmate in this life is Brad Pit. There is no other for her and she must win him back, or remain forever unhappy and unfulfilled.

The Oracle

Impulsive Jenn sometimes lets her heart overrule her good sense. Maybe its time to give Justin Theroux back to his Heidi. Obviously, Justin is not ying to Jenn's yang, or some such pseudo chinese proverb. BTW, meat in modration is good for ones health.