George Clooney is not gay

George Clooney is not gay

George Clooney's friend Manuele Malenotti has some important news about the actor: he totally loves pussy. So don't even think he doesn't, dude. He totally does. Via the Daily Mail:

Speaking to the latest edition of glossy Italian weekly Chi [about Clooney's recent breakup with Elisabetta Canalis], Malenotti said: "I know about their relationship because I was the one who got them together. George wanted to meet Elisabetta and he asked me to make the introductions. I did as he asked but inside I always knew that it wouldn't last - to be honest I was expecting it. You will have to ask them for all the specific reasons. All I can say is that George, when it comes to love, has decided that he is not going to get married again and he is not going to have any children and he won't change his mind.

" In two years they shared numerous moments. He opened the doors of his life to her, introducing her to his friends and family. I totally exclude that it was all made up. I can also tell you that I have known George for ten years, I have spent a lot of time with him and a lot of women have passed through his life. You never know in life, and men are having an identity crisis but I can tell you George is not gay."

It's always good when a friend of yours goes out of his way to say that you're not gay, even though the question was never asked or even hinted at. Gee, no suspicion there. Not at all. He also should have randomly added that George isn't a closet Nazi who enjoys dressing teen runaways up in clown makeup and fucking them in the ass. You know, just so there's no suspicion about it.

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Elizabethitems

George Cloony is 100% gay which I'm not against it but please do try to fool the people your just like Rock Huston come clean. The women your with and the body movements say it all, money buys hot chicks make you look good at the fans one day the truth will come out I'll be the first one to say I told you so !

Pruella W.

Georgey porgey is gay. Well known fact in Hollywood. When he is off camera, he is quite effeminate.

Pinky

Whats wrong with being gay? The smartest most talented people are all gay.

Petra

If his buddy said George wasn't gay, than that is probably the truth. Why would his buddy lie?

Anonymous

Could that be why his girl friend just left him? Because he was gay? She was hot.

Gianna

That is hilarious.. a my friend's not a homo press release. All he needs to do now is be in a movie yelling, 'i'm not gay!' and 'can't a brother put his hand down another man's pants without setting off the faggot alarm?'

Oh wait, that was already done in deuce bigalow 2 ;)

STD

It is a riddle for the ages, the answer that only George knows.

Anonymous

Lets be nice and say that George practices alternate sex.

cari

and water is not wet, just in case you needed to know.

Anonymous

Gay is the new black. It is the diverse and multicultural elite thing to be.

Henriette

In a related development, the planet Jupiter is not large.

Poopele

You can tell h is gay beause he is so bitter

Falcon

Just because he likes wearing womens silk panties does not mean he is gay.

Peewee Hermann

Gotta be gay gay gay

Boy George Michael

Gaydar says....*beep boop bapp boop*

He's definitely gay.

Anonymous

Gay

Anonymous

At best he is bi, AC/DC, or, gay.

Anu

not?