George Clooney is not gay

George Clooney's friend Manuele Malenotti has some important news about the actor: he totally loves pussy. So don't even think he doesn't, dude. He totally does. Via the Daily Mail:
Speaking to the latest edition of glossy Italian weekly Chi [about Clooney's recent breakup with Elisabetta Canalis], Malenotti said: "I know about their relationship because I was the one who got them together. George wanted to meet Elisabetta and he asked me to make the introductions. I did as he asked but inside I always knew that it wouldn't last - to be honest I was expecting it. You will have to ask them for all the specific reasons. All I can say is that George, when it comes to love, has decided that he is not going to get married again and he is not going to have any children and he won't change his mind.

" In two years they shared numerous moments. He opened the doors of his life to her, introducing her to his friends and family. I totally exclude that it was all made up. I can also tell you that I have known George for ten years, I have spent a lot of time with him and a lot of women have passed through his life. You never know in life, and men are having an identity crisis but I can tell you George is not gay."
It's always good when a friend of yours goes out of his way to say that you're not gay, even though the question was never asked or even hinted at. Gee, no suspicion there. Not at all. He also should have randomly added that George isn't a closet Nazi who enjoys dressing teen runaways up in clown makeup and fucking them in the ass. You know, just so there's no suspicion about it.

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