Eva Mendes is in love with Larry David

If any of you guys know Larry David (the 64-year-old balding guy from Curb Your Enthusiasm), can you let him know that he could probably have sex with Eva Mendes if he wanted to. Thanks. A source told the National Enquirer:

"Larry is winning Eva over slowly but surely.It seems hard to believe, but he's an exceptionally charming guy who has women falling at his feet right now. He's rich, intelligent, sensitive - and he's in decent shape for a guy his age. Eva is attracted to men with a  great sense of humor, so it helps that Larry is one of the funniest guys around.

"A few months ago, they ended up spending hours together at a party at a friend's house, and they really clicked. Eva is a huge 'Seinfeld' fan, and she loves Larry's offbeat sense of humor. Eva is not what you'd expect at all. She's actually pretty goofy and a bit of a comic herself, so they both spent the night laughing at each other's jokes. They exchanged numbers and they've been talking ever since. Eva is really taken with Larry's sensitive side, and she says that he has a 'sexy' personality."

The fact that a gorgeous movie star like Eva Mendes is attracted to a guy like Larry David is great news for me ugly dudes with a sense of humor. Good to know that having a sense of humor is all it takes to hook up with a beautiful woman like her. And by "having a sense of humor," I mean "having $500 million in the bank." I should really get to work on that.

*32 Eva Mendes pictures total in the gallery:

[Flynet, WENN]