Payday!

Elisabetta Canalis on Roberto Cavalli's yacht during the 2011 Cannes International Film Festival (5/18)

Elisabetta Canalis' dastardly plan is finally coming to fruition. Excellent . . . *does that finger thing like Mr. Burns* . . . from the Chicago Sun Times:

Even though Elisabetta Canalis and George Clooney have gone their separate ways, it sounds like the Italian beauty isn’t all that broken up about it.

“She got what she wanted,” said a snide Hollywood BZ spy — pointing to the fact Canalis reportedly already has used her Clooney connection to line up a bunch of pending endorsement deals and TV commercials to bolster the estimated $10 million she already pulls in from her various projects in Italy, where she has long been a major star.

Whew! It's such a relief to know that a gorgeous-looking gold digger somehow found a way to prosper in life. For a moment there, I was worried that things wouldn't work out for the poor little thing. In all seriousness though, if the Casey Anthony trial taught us anything, it's that ~~she and O.J. are probably looking for the real killers on a golf course somewhere~~ chicks with a nice rack always end up winners.

*23 Elisabetta Canalis pictures total in the gallery:

[WENN]

cowbulls

News Flash!! Clooney traded way up to one of the hottest women on the planet in Stacy Kiebler. Stacy has incredible legs and a world clas posterior AND there's no doubt she is all woman.

STD

She is sure proof that Clooney is gay, It he wasn't gay that hot thing would still be warming up his bed.

Bubba

This famous Italian beauty has a wicked evil glint in her eye. I wonder what it means?

Anonymous

She never was a "major star" in Italy : only a piece of ass a few football players shared.

The highest point she reach was doing a few commercials and naked calendars. The Clooney-iz-not-gay-eh-lieks-italian-hoez-that's-proof story came just in time for her, as she was in Italy well past her 15 minutes, with clear signs of heavy mileage.

Unruly

Yuck.

Leon

And George is a little girlish. As least she brought him out of the closet. BTW, there is no way that woman, looks mannish.

Anonymous

Look at the close up picture of her with her hand behind her hair and tell me that isn't a dude. Don't get me wrong, I'd still bang her if she'd let me (or was unconscious) but then I imagine I'd feel this overwhelming desire to move to the Castro in San Francisco.

Anonymous

This is going to come across as gay as Peter North in the early 80's but she looks a little "manish" to me.