Elisabetta Canalis on Roberto Cavalli's yacht during the 2011 Cannes International Film Festival (5/18)

Elisabetta Canalis' dastardly plan is finally coming to fruition. Excellent . . . *does that finger thing like Mr. Burns* . . . from the Chicago Sun Times:
Even though Elisabetta Canalis and George Clooney have gone their separate ways, it sounds like the Italian beauty isn’t all that broken up about it.

“She got what she wanted,” said a snide Hollywood BZ spy — pointing to the fact Canalis reportedly already has used her Clooney connection to line up a bunch of pending endorsement deals and TV commercials to bolster the estimated $10 million she already pulls in from her various projects in Italy, where she has long been a major star.
Whew! It's such a relief to know that a gorgeous-looking gold digger somehow found a way to prosper in life. For a moment there, I was worried that things wouldn't work out for the poor little thing. In all seriousness though, if the Casey Anthony trial taught us anything, it's that she and O.J. are probably looking for the real killers on a golf course somewhere chicks with a nice rack always end up winners.

*23 Elisabetta Canalis pictures total in the gallery:

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