Awk. Ward.

Bar Refaeli cleans up well

Boy if I had a nickel for every time I was about to hook up with a smoking-hot actress and she found lingerie belonging to my supermodel ex-girlfriend . . . From the National Enquirer:

Leonardo Dicaprio, after a brief stumble, hit one out of the park when new squeeze Blake Lively stumbled across a garment bag full of femme frillies in his New York apartment and flipped when he admitted they belong to ex-love/supermodel Bar Refaeli. Barked Blake: SO WHY ARE THEY STILL HERE? Leo's dumb-ass response: she just hasn't picked them up yet, honey! But as Lively's lovely kisser twisted into the mast of green-eyed rage guys learn to fear at an early age, Leo grabbed the garment bag lickety-split, hustled it down to his building's dumpster - and chucked it! (Sorry, Bar...but really, sweetie! You expected the new female to be fair?)

What is Blake so upset about? Sure, she probably doesn't fill out Bar's lingerie as well as Bar did, but that's no reason to get jealous. It's like when my ex's new boyfriend found a box of my Magnum condoms in her drawer -- he didn't get upset, he just wore it over his fist. And she probably still didn't feel a thing. Slut.

*32 Bar Refaeli pictures total in the gallery:

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BKS26

common jealous people... Bar is not the only non-american model working in america! and FYI She works around d world not only in america. Everyone gets old in time hehe by the time bar gets old you look more disgusting than her, and hello!!! blake is only 3 yrs younger than her, but blake is looking very old at 23 comapared Bar when she was 23.

hahaha

Are you on something? National Enquirer and the truth in one sentence? You are funny and disturbed! LOL! But whatever makes you happy ( in the looney bin )!

duh

the person was being sarcastic

hahaha

Like horse face Lively looks her real age. On most photos Fake Blake looks at least 35 and as manly as she can be. I doubt the story is true since it comes from National Enquirer. Also doubt Fake Blake is going to last very long as Leo`s boyfriend... sorry girlfriend.

Anonymous

National Enquirer writes only the truth.

Anonymous

You are not getting any younger baby

Falcon

Her fast lifestyle, hard living and many sins are starting to catch up with her. Maybe that is why Dicaprio dumped her.

STD

She is already starting to show age. Bar does not look like a fresh young beauty anymore.

GCB

will look like a hard used 50.

GCB

Why would Ms. Lively be jealous of a social misfit, that will age rapidly. In five years Bar Refaeli will like like a hard used 50.

BKS26

Bar is only 26 and blake 23. just 3 years gap. Bar looks more fresher than Blake when she was 23. Leave bar alone! This is Leo's and Blake's trouble not bar's! common sense!

BBB

What a loser, it's not like she's going to last very long as gf du jour.

Anonymous

Dear Ladies,

And I will God's Ladies all my pieces broken

In God's hands, there is nothing that you cannot fix!

My heart is frayed, my scars are open

So put me back together now, stich by stitch

Put USA back together now, stitch by stitch!

Conclusion:

Let us Now be One under GOD,

Indivisible, with Liberty and Justice for ALL!

Greetings,

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Anonymous

Why be upset, after all her love rival is only a draft dodger and income tax evader. It's not like she was an upstanding citizen.

BKS26

How many africans, brazilians, germans, italian models are working in America? Common Bar does not stay only in America, She travels most of the time, she is one of the most-sought models, working around d world. you're just jealous. I'm a fan of bar but i dont say a shit about blake. so stop talking like your miss perfect.