Just shut up, Jessica Alba

Jessica Alba has a wedgie

Even though she's one of the hottest chicks in the world, Jessica Alba tells this month's Allure that she has never felt comfortable in a bikini. Oh wow. If Jessica Alba -- whose ass looks like that -- has no confidence wearing a bikini, there's really no chance for the rest of you chicks. She said:

"At least I'm still covered. I'm wearing as much as a bathing suit. It's not like I'm naked. I'm not terribly comfortable with being in a bikini, but covering up my genitals is different than not covering up my genitals, at the end of the day. I do see a difference in that, to put it really frankly."

"Genitals"? There's something strangely attractive about Jessica using such proper anatomical language. Do me a favor Jessica, repeat this: "Pardon me mister, my mammary glands are so big and hot that I simply must take my shirt of. Do you mind?"

*46 Jessica Alba bikini pictures total in the gallery:

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awww

now,who's talking about stupidity.

Grandizer

I am surprised that the pic of her on the beach chair in a bikini in doggy style has not been posted. That is one of her finest shots.

I love her, but then I am only thinking of her as a sex object.

RSt

These are very old pictures and were actually pre-baby

diana

nice pictures,decent woman but dirty comments of freaked men.

Anonymous

wedgie ??

Anonymous

This girl is so unreal

anonymous

Just wait a couple years when she's deep into her 30's and getting fat.

She'll STFU and stop being so superficial.

Anonymous

i dont give a fuck what she says....

just get in outfits like this again, and OFTEN you fucking hot slut.

Anonymous

Why on earth do you talk like that and call a woman a slut? I dread to think about your behaviour when you are around women.

Anonymous

shut up slut

fuck face comment

yo dick head she had a kid why dont u grow up

Anonymous

Shut up Dick!

dave

so fake that statement. Rly, just shut up

Barnardo

She should drop the bikini and walk around nekked like God intended.

Unruly

Shut up thirded.

Hawk

I second that shut up.