July 2011 NUDE!
Tori Spelling and her implants in Maui in 2000
I think this goes without saying, but Tori Spelling really regrets the boob implants she got when she was younger -- implants that have never looked good btw (that's her 12 years ago). Where did she get those things done, North Korea? She told Good Morning America on Wednesday:
"Well I got my boobs done ... in my early 20s. If I had known that it would or could possibly impact production of (breast) milk, I wouldn't have had them ... I love being a mom. I'm on my third baby. We want to have more. Like, that's my role. These (big breasts) don't matter."Tori regrets getting fake tits because it's affected her ability to breast feed? I would have thought she regrets getting them because it made her chest look more sunken than the housing market. As a matter of fact, the gap Tori's sporting these days is so large that it even makes Paris Hilton feel uncomfortable. Of course, Tori does have reason to be concerned about the effects of breastfeeding on her kids. They've probably ingested more plastic than Lindsay Lohan's vagina after a night at Sam Ronson's house.
*21 Tori Spelling bikini pictures total in the gallery:
Elizabeth Hurley on the set of Gossip Girl in New York (7/28)
+ Krisin Cavallari side boob (site NSFW) [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Vanessa Minnillo showing off her huge ring [Just Jared]
+ Olivia Wilde is half-naked (site NSFW) [TaxiDriverMovie]
+ Soulja Boy is way richer than I thought [The Blemish]
+ Bond Girl Eva Green is still a piece of ass [Caught on Set]
+ Kate Bosworth's new man? [Socialite Life]
+ Britney Spears has some sad eyes [Evil Beet]
+ Ashley Greene wearing a sexy romper [Cele|bitchy]
+ Denise Richards needs to lay off the spray tan [I'm Not Obsessed]
LIST OF THE DAY: 25 awesome dirty car window drawings
*20 Elizabeth Hurley pictures total in the gallery:
Paparazzi photos from Friday, July 29
Selena Gomez performing on the opening night of her "We Own the Night" tour at MIzner Park Amphitheater in Boca Raton, Florida (pics start here)
Tiffani Thiessen filming White Collar in New York (pics start here)
Molly Sims at the premiere of Rise of the Planet of the Apes at Grauman's Chinese Theatre in Hollywood (pics start here)
Jennifer Lopez filming What to Expect When You're Expecting in Atlanta (pics start here)
Tia Mowry exercising in Studio City (pics start here)
Kristin Cavallari shopping at Planet Blue in Beverly Hills (pics start here)
Lady Gaga leaving the Chateau Marmont in Hollywood (pics start here)
Freida Pinto at the premiere of Rise of the Planet of the Apes at Grauman's Chinese Theatre in Hollywood (pics start here)
Suzanne Somers leaving Il Ristorante Di Giorgio Baldi in Santa Monica (pics start here)
Denise Richards outside the Christian Louboutin boutique in Manhattan (pics start here)
Piper Perabo at The Grove in Hollywood (pics start here)
Rihanna shopping at Sak's Fifth Avenue in Beverly Hills (pics start here)
Mila Kunis and Justin Timberlake at a photocall for Friends with Benefits in Berlin, Germany (pics start here)
*125 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:
Denise Richards has implants regret
No intro means it's Friday, I'm drunk, and I don't want to say anything racist. From Us Weekly:
"When I was 19, a doctor put in bigger implants than what I asked for. I was in such a hurry to get them that I didn't research my doctor," Denise Richards says. "I just thought because they're a plastic surgeon, they must be good. You have to be your advocate for your own body and ask 100 questions."Denise now regrets getting her boob jobs? How convenient. She sure as shit didn't feel bad about getting them when she was cashing her paychecks for Starship Troopers and Wild Things. She probably made more money in those years because of plastics than DuPont. The bottom line is that Denise needs to just shut her ungrateful mouth and be thankful for the gifts that God and saline solution gave her.
When she met with another surgeon to have them corrected, the doctor gave her even larger implants. "I felt very vulnerable," she tells Us. "I was getting ready to film [1998's] Wild Things, and I didn't want to get into a lawsuit with some plastic surgeon. It wasn't right what the doctor did, but it is what it is."
*30 Denise Richards bikini pictures total in the gallery:
Ashley Olsen leaving a hotel in Tribeca, New York City (7/25)
The Olsen twins are selling their new handbag line at Barneys in New York, and um, I hope they do layaway because I would love to own one of these in 10 years. From Fashionista:
“I think the bags are triple super chic,” said Amanda Brooks, Barneys’ new-ish fashion director. “Obviously we don’t carry Hermes bags in the store so we were trying to find something that appeals to that customer who is willing to spend a lot of money on a bag that’s going to last a long time and has a classic design.”Coincidentally, $39,000 is the exact amount of money Uncle Joey has made since Full House went off the air in 1995. Ashley's basically carrying Dave Coulier on her shoulder.
When Brooks mentions a customer willing to spend “a lot of money on a bag” she means up to $39,000 on a bag. That’s how much the crocodile backpack in the Olsen’s new bag range for the Row will set you back. But according to Style.com, two of backpacks-worth-as-much-as-your-college-tuition have already been pre-ordered.
*5 Ashley Olsen pictures total in the gallery:
Christina McLarty and Joe Francis at Tao nightclub in Las Vegas last year
David Arquette's officially moved on from Courteney Cox. He took Joe Francis' ex-wife Christina McLarty to the Camp Playboy event at Comic-Con last weekend. Awww, skanks and nipple tassles. How romantic. From People:
Although approached by wrestler Alicia Fox - who invited him to a party - a chatty Arquette eventually made his way back to McLarty, and the duo "danced the night away together" on Friday, according to an onlooker.Even though David's moved on, you've still got to give Courteney some credit -- she did look super hot in The Longest Yard. But this new chick that David's banging just has that little something that Courtney will never have: her 30's. Of course turnabout is fair play, so if you consider that Christina used to be married to Joe Francis, she probably has something that Courtney will never have too: the CDC on speed dial.
The fun didn't stop for the pair. On Saturday night, the duo hit up the Entertainment Weekly Comic-Con party.
*5 Christina McLarty pictures total in the gallery:
Jessica Alba and her daughter Honor leaving Whole Foods in Brentwood (6/26)
When Jessica Alba's daughter Honor wonders why she's still afraid of the dark at 30, I hope she somehow finds this post and realizes that it was all her mom's fault. From Jessica's interview earlier this week with Jay Leno (via the San Francisco Chronicle:
"I'm definitely the disciplinarian. I mean, we don't believe in, like, spankings. Or like when I was a kid I used to get hot sauce in my mouth when I had a smart mouth or something like that... But with my daughter, we don't obviously do any of that, we give her time-outs...Yeah, this kid won't end up with psychological problems. Naming her Honor was already enough for years and years of needed therapy, but locking her in a bathroom without the lights on? Come on. She'll wind up more frightened of toilets than Fergie. No, the best way to discipline someone that won't do as they're told is with a closed fist -- or as I like to call it, "The Chris Brown Method for Making a Woman Listen."
"I'm like, 'You're going to have time-out in the bathroom.' And then I'm like, 'With the lights off!' And she's like, 'Ahh!' She freaks out... because just time-out in the bathroom isn't bad enough... (because it) has big windows and it's a big bathroom. It (the dark) makes it seem that much worse."
*29 Jessica Alba pictures total in the gallery: