Model at Midnight: Jessica Hart

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Jessica Hart

Australian model Jessica Hart

Tori Spelling has implants regret

Tori Spelling and her implants in Maui in 2000

I think this goes without saying, but Tori Spelling really regrets the boob implants she got when she was younger — implants that have never looked good btw (that’s her 12 years ago). Where did she get those things done, North Korea?

Elizabeth Hurley forgot something . . . and the afternoon links

Elizabeth Hurley on the set of Gossip Girl in New York

+ Krisin Cavallari side boob (site NSFW) [Drunken Stepfather]

+ Vanessa Minnillo showing off her huge ring [Just Jared]
+ Olivia Wilde is half-naked (site NSFW) [TaxiDriverMovie]
+ Soulja Boy is way richer than I thought [The Blemish]

I own that same shirt . . . and Friday’s Paparazzi Leftovers

Paparazzi photos from Friday, July 29

Selena Gomez performing on the opening night of her “We Own the Night” tour at MIzner Park Amphitheater in Boca Raton, Florida (pics start here)

Tiffani Thiessen filming White Collar in New York (pics start here)

Molly Sims at the premiere of Rise

Caption time!

Khloe Kardashian and Kourtney Kardashian out and about in West Hollywood

MY CAPTION: No Khloe! Kourtney does not have delicious candy in her colon! Bad!

YOUR CAPTION: Leave it in the comments . . .

Denise Richards also has implants regret

Denise Richards has implants regret

No intro means it’s Friday, I’m drunk, and I don’t want to say anything racist. From Us Weekly:
“When I was 19, a doctor put in bigger implants than what I asked for. I was in such a hurry to get them that I didn’t research…

In beautiful people news . . .

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Katie Cassidy

Actress Katie Cassidy (Gossip Girl) arriving on a flight at LAX airport (7/27)

That bag Ashley Olsen is carrying costs $39,000

Ashley Olsen leaving a hotel in Tribeca, New York City

The Olsen twins are selling their new handbag line at Barneys in New York, and um, I hope they do layaway because I would love to own one of these in 10 years. From Fashionista:
“I think the bags are…

David Arquette is getting Joe Francis’ sloppy seconds

Christina McLarty and Joe Francis at Tao nightclub in Las Vegas last year

David Arquette’s officially moved on from Courteney Cox. He took Joe Francis’ ex-wife Christina McLarty to the Camp Playboy event at Comic-Con last weekend. Awww, skanks and nipple tassles. How romantic. From People:
Although approached by wrestler Alicia…

Jessica Alba’s kid is going to be afraid of the dark her whole life

Jessica Alba and her daughter Honor leaving Whole Foods in Brentwood

When Jessica Alba’s daughter Honor wonders why she’s still afraid of the dark at 30, I hope she somehow finds this post and realizes that it was all her mom’s fault. From Jessica’s interview earlier this week with Jay…

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