Anna Paquin seems like a cool wife
Stephen Moyer and Anna Paquin shopping at the 3rd Street Promenade in Santa Monica (6/19)
Anna Paquin lets her husband Stephen Moyer bite fan’s boobs . . . which sounds really fucking weird until you realize that he plays a vampire on True Blood. He told the new issue of Men’s Health:
“I get to sign boobs a lot. I get to bite boobs occasionally, when I’m allowed. If my missus is there and she approves of the person I get to bite boobs – and necks.”
Why can’t all wives be this cool? I mean, Anna’s right. What’s the harm in letting your husband nibble on another woman’s boobs or suck on her neck? It’s the puritan state of this country that’s kept us chained to the mores of religion and it’s time to break free of these outdated and pious constraints. Anna needs to take up this cause and lead the way — and I’ll volunteer to be the first to nibble on HER tits.
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