Sean Penn is a dick

Scarlett Johansson wasn't smart enough for Sean Penn, according to the fantasy world that Sean Penn lives in (population: 1). A source told the National Enquirer:
"It was the last straw when Sean disparaged [Scarlett's] lack of education about politics and urged her to go to school. Scarlett loves him, but she had to end the romance because she felt she had no breathing room."

The May-December romance began to unravel when [Johansson] felt a little out of her depth intellectually when she recently attended a White House gala.
"A little out of her depth intellectually"? Is low confidence why she had sex in a bathroom that night?
That convinced Penn, 50, that the pillow-lipped beauty -- who never attended college -- needed to get more education. Back in 2003, she had applied for New York University's arts program but was rejected.

"Sean suggested Scarlett take a political science course," revealed an insider, "and it rubbed her the wrong way. She's a free spirit and just became fed up with him trying to take over every aspect of her life - from career choices and work habits to people she associated with."
Is this guy actually telling someone else they should study more about politics? Pot meet kettle. That's like Kirstie Alley telling someone they should go on a diet or Lindsay Lohan preaching about AA. Sean Penn's views on politics are so out of whack, Scarlett should consider herself lucky she got out when she did. Otherwise, she'd have found herself becoming a commie or perhaps something even more despised in Hollywood -- a republican.

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  • Brendon Carr

    According to these photographs Scarlett's got a righteous backside, too. So it's not just the nice rack she's got going for her.

  • Chris Ar

    Sean Penn is an idiot. He supports Hugo Chavez, for crying out loud. Even if Johannson only has a GED, she's infinitely more educated than Spicoli.

  • Omega 13

    While I don't find her all that attractive (weird face, voice like a tuba, hooves for feet) she has a really nice rack. If I could motorboat said rack for a while I wouldn't care if she was Pol Pot.

    As for Penn, he's a hack of limited talent whose best role was the one most true to life for him: Spicoli.

  • JerseyJeff

    Sean Dumping Scarlett for now knowing enough about politics is like Terrell Owens dumping his girlfriend for now knowing enough about hockey.

  • tressa

    Scarlett Johanssen doesn't realize how lucky she is to get away from that nut job...He is a walking time bomb...She is not left enough? Left enough would be a socialist/communist comrade. Please...this girl should be thrilled to get away from him

  • Anonymous

    like the site and all, but you're an idiot. you cant ridicule Penn for being a communist, and in the same sentence compare that to a rebublican, which is the complete opposite of you libral, hollywood communist shit.

  • Paul

    Some of the biggest morons I remember from my college days were Poli-Sci majors.

  • Christina

    What would a young woman want with such an old wrinkled up angry piece of excrement? Apparently she has daddy issues going after old men.

  • Bronco46

    Scarlett is better off! Penn seems to be an insufferable bore; and this would seem to prove it. This is the first time a liberal thought less of someone because of their perceptions of what constitutes intelligence. We used to hear about limousine liberals; the last few years we can add effete to that.

    This is a sad and disgusting story about a sad and disgusting individual.

  • Anonymous

    That was meant to read "This isn't the first time ---"

    My mistake, Bronco46

  • ghrtt3

    Jose needs a class in reading comprehension. Hank's post was substantial and to the point. He should at least look up the definition of buzzword. Love those who think they are so smart, and yet, have no idea how dumb they are.

  • Seansadumbass!

    Wow, hes even more fuckin stupider than even I thought! What-shes not left enough? Hey, Seannie boy-go whack off to a pic of Lenin, ok? AND then you can do it to a pic of McCartney!

  • richard mcenroe

    Being called uneducated by high school drop out Sean Penn is like being called ugly by a cane toad...

  • Cheech The Rizz

    I heard that the real reason for the break up was based in Sean's "short" comings and not hers.

  • Cpm

    "Learnin' about Cuba and havin' some food"

  • Cpm

    Sean Penn went to school alright. Remember he was in 'Fast Times at Ridgemont High'.

  • DG in GA

    Sean Penn is an abusive, controlling a**hole. I never understood why an attractive young woman would spend 10 minutes with that guy. Don't y'all remember, Madonna dumped him because he was physically violent with her. He was most likely the same way with his wife Robin. I can't understand why anyone hires him or spends any time with him. Scarlett got out while the getting was good.

  • Lina

    Yep, kettle calling the pot black...Sean Penn "skipped college" in favor for a Hollywood career...what an idiot, disparing Scarlett when he did the same.

  • Frank

    Is this a case of the kettle calling the pot black? What higher education does Penn have? According to his biography he attended HS in Santa Monica, no mention of him graduating HS. No mention of going to any university or getting any kind of degree. It sounds like Penn himself is a high school drop out. Or, maybe he got his GED.

  • Mark

    To the retards that got butthurt over Hank's comments about communism: Put your money where your mouth is and move your dumb asses to North Korea and Cuba.

    If like every other spoiled lefty "teenage rebel" you don't have the balls to live by your own ideology, then STFU. Or better yet jump off the nearest bridge.

  • vince viagra

    Spare us your political commentary, please!

  • Lew

    Good Job Hank! Sean is a marxist pig!

  • Anonymous

    Sean Penn studied ? And what ?

    I mean beyond liberal demagogy ?

  • Susan

    Scarlett is paid to show up, look pretty, and remember/pretend she understands the lines that someone else wrote.

    Penn is paid to show up, remember HIS lines and allow his ugly mug to serve as a horrible warning as to what years of drugs, surliness and poor impulse control can do to a guy.

    Unfortunately, because there's always some hot and dubiously talented chick in Hollywood willing to date Penn for the 15 minutes of "booster fame" it will give her career, he's gotten a really weird idea of his own attractiveness and intelligence.

    Kind of nice that Ryan's safely out of it, though.

  • Bella

    Ol Hank? STFU. Yep, that did feel good.

  • Zach

    Typical lefty...bullying those who disagree with you or don't think exactly like you.

    Hmmm...why does that sound so very familiar?

  • Ol Hank

    Good to see someone burst her bubble. I have heard nothing from her and the media about how smart she is and well-versed in world affairs and articulate. How hilarious to find out that she does not even have a college education.

    As much as I think Sean Penn is a dick, I am glad he told her straight up that she is a fucking idiot who thinks WAY to highly of herself and actually knows nothing about politics or world events. She probably never even read a non-fiction book in her life. Too boring!!!!



    Few things make me happier than seeing that overrated, liberal, Obama-loving windbag have someone finally tell her to STFU.

  • jose

    @Hank - You've got great usage of buzzwords there. Lacking in substance, but you'll probably hook a few with that one.

  • Hank

    Sean, is very well versed in Marxist-Leninist ideology. All good communists think they are smarter than any capitalist, or any non-communist. That is why they are communists and why communism has worked so well wherever it is tried. Well, it works for the ruling class anyway.

  • wawa

    "beauty"?

    how about "pillow-lipped butterface with a big sweet rack"?


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