Porn star dies in crash

Porn star Echo Valley -- not her given name -- died last month in San Antonio because, well, her boobs were too big. Valley was most famous for starring in Big Busted Goddesses of Las Vegas, Tittanic, Busty Broads in Uniform, and Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay. No, really, Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay is actually a real movie. From Fox:
An adult entertainer living in San Antonio dies in a weekend crash. Friends say the body that made her money may be to blame for her death. That crash happened [last month] in Real County along US-83 near Leakey. 56-year-old Cynthia Gillig-Stone [aka "Echo Valley"] was spending the weekend in Utopia with her horse "Fire".

Saturday night she was turning into a bar when her small Pontiac was rear-ended by a pickup. Cynthia was ejected from her car and died at the scene. A state trooper says she wasn't wearing her seatbelt.

Her roommate John Lopez says Cynthia had problems with seatbelts because of her very large breasts -- size 65NN. He claims, as an adult entertainer, she had the third-largest breasts in the U.S. And that made driving a challenge.
Am I the only one who thinks it's a little ironic that a porn star died after being "rear-ended"? This chick probably pulled more trains than Thomas the Tank Engine. Of course you can't really blame her, R.I.P., for not wearing a seatbelt -- she already had two built-in airbags. The bottom line is that safety just wasn't a big concern for Ms. Valley -- which might explain why her co-stars never wore a condom.

OK, I'm totally going to hell.

*5 Echo Valley pictures total in the gallery:

  • Echo Valley 1
  • Echo Valley 2
  • Echo Valley 3
  • Echo Valley 4
  • Echo Valley 5