Nobody likes Paris

Paris Hilton arriving on a flight at LAX airport (6/16)

Paris Hilton has been "practically begging" anyone who's famous to appear on her new reality show, and anyone who's famous is saying no. From the National Enquirer:

"Nicole [Richie], her former BFF and 'The Simple Life' co-star, told Paris she's a wife and mother now - and just doesn't have time for her," revealed an insider. "Nicole doesn't feel beholden to Paris anymore. And even though Kim [Kardashian] had mended fences with her one-time enemy, she didn't want anything to do with a Paris show - saying it would 'dilute her brand.' That's Kim-speak for not wanting to prop up a competitor."

"Paris is reaping what's she's sown," said the source. "She's treated friends shabbily for so long that no one wants to appear on her show. Paris seemed to have the world at her fingertips once - but today, she's a sad, lonely women!"

What a bunch of ungrateful bitches. Sure, Paris is an egotistical skank whose only notable accomplishment is starring in a night-vision porno, but if it wasn't for her, Nicole Richie and Kim Kardashian wouldn't be famous. Both of those floozies owe everything they have to Paris -- which, coincidentally, is exactly what her ex-boyfriend Cy's physician at the clinic told him.

*16 Paris Hilton pictures total in the gallery:

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Pete

Say or think what you want about Paris. No one can deny that she is a very beautiful and desirable woman.

Lance

I though Paris was very popular all over the world and the general public really like her?

Anonymous

She is very popular and loved everywhere indeed. Don't listen to these rumors spilled by domestic terrorists and the gossip cell of the white Al Qaeda.

It's just one more tentative to bring our great country down, by undermining our enthusiasm and tarnishing the splendid figures that embody best the spirit of the new, caring, daring America.

Paul

Infamous lies and slander. Probably started by shadowy and sinister international forces who want to demean America's Ambassadour of Nice. Paris has millions of fans and people who love and respect her for the modest, selfless, and altruistic person that she is. Don't believe the anti-American/Paris propaganda.

Anonymous

I expected nothing less from you, Paul. Thanks.

Anonymous

That a shaddy hit piece from anti american dark forces. Paul will prove it's a conspiracy.