I'm glad I don't work at the airport

Paris Hilton going through security at LAX airport (5/27)

TSA Screener #1: "You wanna pat her down?"

TSA Screener #2: "Hell no, you pat her down."

TSA Screener #1: "Fuck off, you pat her down."

TSA Screener #2: "No, you pat her down."

TSA Screener #1: "I'm not patting her down."

TSA Screener #2: "Fuck you, I'm not doing it either."

TSA Screener #1: "Just pat her down."

TSA Screener #2: "Fuck you."

TSA Screener #1: "Fuck you, too."

*30 Paris Hilton pics total in the gallery:

  • Paris Hilton Airport Check 1
  • Paris Hilton Airport Check 2
  • Paris Hilton Airport Check 3
  • Paris Hilton Airport Check 4
  • Paris Hilton Airport Check 5
  • Paris Hilton Airport Check 6
  • Paris Hilton Airport Check 1
  • Paris Hilton Airport Check 2
  • Paris Hilton Airport Check 1
  • Paris Hilton Airport Check 2
  • Paris Hilton Airport Check 3
  • Paris Hilton Airport Check 4
  • Paris Hilton Airport Check 5
  • Paris Hilton Airport Check 6
  • Paris Hilton Airport Check 7
  • Paris Hilton Airport Check 8
  • Paris Hilton Airport Check 9
  • Paris Hilton Airport Check 10
  • Paris Hilton Airport Check 11
  • Paris Hilton Airport Check 12
  • Paris Hilton Airport Check 1
  • Paris Hilton Airport Check 2
  • Paris Hilton Airport Check 1
  • Paris Hilton Airport Check 2
  • Paris Hilton Airport Check 3
  • Paris Hilton Airport Check 4
  • Paris Hilton Airport Check 5
  • Paris Hilton Airport Check 6
  • Paris Hilton Airport Check 7
  • Paris Hilton Airport Check 8
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[Flynet]
June 02, 2011
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  • Litsa

    I'd pat that shit with my cock and some Sour Apple Jolly Rancher's.

  • asfdl

    not with a 10 foot pole

  • supersniffy

    Did they find any tits? Or just crabs?

  • Paul

    Always lovely and always classy. Our ambassadour of goodwill to the world.

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