Nicky Hilton shopping in New York (6/2)

Has Nicky Hilton actually done anything in life? It seems like she just sorta takes up space. From the New York Post:

By 3 a.m. [at Lady Gaga's party last week in New York] Nicky Hilton was "looking totally wasted," a witness said. "She was dancing like crazy, stumbling and twirling around, and tried to drag [Theory designer] Olivier Theyskens over to dance with her. Olivier pretended to dance, then he blew her off and returned to his friends."

Hilton "kept putting her clutch purse down and forgetting where she'd left it, then getting angry thinking somebody had taken it," the source added. She was also spotted "crawling around on the floor looking for something" at about 4 a.m.

Poor Nicky. You knew this would happen at some point. A person can only spend so much of their life with an attention-whoring party-girl (aka Paris Hilton) before some of those traits eventually rub off on them. It's kind of like Stockholm Syndrome -- except instead of just empathizing with the person you're with, you turn into a disease-riddled skank with no gag reflex and a vagina that's more loose than the slot machines at Harrah's.

*10 Nicky Hilton pictures total in the gallery:

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