Lindsay Lohan violates her probation yet again

In the new issue of Life & Style, regarding her current house arrest, Lindsay Lohan says:
"I’ve been having a lot of work-related meetings. Sometimes my friends come over. And I get to see my sister, Ali, which is nice." Although, she insists, there is no booze, no matter what. "When my friends come over, they’re not drinking," she notes. "Alcohol is not in my house, so it’s just not a part of my life."
"Alcohol is not in my house, so it's just not a part of my life." Wow, it's great to see Lindsay finally turn a corner and realize what the root of all her problems is. Good for her! I'm definitely back on the team . . . Team Lindsay that is! . . . um, oops:
Lindsay Lohan tested positive for alcohol earlier this month ... and has been ordered to appear in front of an L.A. County Superior Court judge tomorrow morning  ... and the Probation Dept. wants her in jail.

Here's what we know.  Lindsay was tested twice last week.  Sources tell TMZ ... Lindsay tested positive for alcohol on one of the tests and negative on the other.  In both tests, she tested negative for drugs.  One of the tests was administered just after Lindsay had a rooftop barbecue party.
I mean, Jesus, this can't really be a surprise to anyone. Lindsay was sentenced to house arrest. By herself. Without supervision. So basically, an alcoholic's punishment was to live 20 feet from her fridge. And we expect her to make the right decision? That'd be like if Jessica Simpson robbed a bank and was sentenced to two months of night watchman duty at the chocolate factory. What the fuck do you think is going to happen?

*6 Lindsay Lohan pictures total in the gallery:

  • Lohan Alcohol Test 1
  • Lohan Alcohol Test 2
  • Lohan Alcohol Test 3
  • Lohan Alcohol Test 4
  • Lohan Alcohol Test 5

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