Lindsay Lohan leaving court this morning

Well that was underwhelming. Lindsay basically got off on a technicality because her previous judge (Elden Fox) didn't order alcohol testing, only drug testing. The new judge (Stephanie Sautner) told Lindsay that she can't have any more parties and is restricted to only one friend at a time over at her house. The best part is that the Probation Department can't test Lindsay anymore for drugs or alcohol, since there's no court order mandating it. So basically everything you were hoping would happen (jailtime, death penalty) -- the opposite occurred. With the bonus that Lindsay can now get drunk and high all she wants.

Seriously, can we just scrap our entire legal system and use Iran's? It would have been much more satisfying if Lindsay showed up to court this morning and everyone called her a whore and threw rocks at her.

*5 Lindsay Lohan pictures total in the gallery:

  • Lindsay Lohan Leaving Court 1
  • Lindsay Lohan Leaving Court 2
  • Lindsay Lohan Leaving Court 3
  • Lindsay Lohan Leaving Court 4
  • Lindsay Lohan Leaving Court 5

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