Pass the steak sauce, please

Oh good. I was worried my children and children's children would never be able to enjoy a dress made of rancid meat. Thanks Rock and Roll Hall of Fame! From Yahoo!:
On Thursday, the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame will unveil [Lady Gaga's] infamous raw-meat dress to the public. The dress — made of layers of Argentinian beef — was kept in a meat locker, placed in a vat of chemicals and then dried out by taxidermists in California before being transported to the museum.

Hall of Fame spokeswoman Margaret Thresher says the dress took on a "dark, beef-jerky" look while dehydrating, so it was painted to look "fresh" afterwards. The entire process took several months to complete.
Can you imagine what this dress must smell like by now? I can -- with that much rotting meat, probably a cross between Amy Winehouse's breath and Rosie O'Donnell's underwear. Besides, who'd pay to go see a mound of putrid/weathered beef? You can see that from the comfort of your own home by Googling "Paris Hilton" and "crotch shot."

*26 Lady Gaga pictures total in the gallery:

  • Lady Gaga Meat Hall of Fame 1
  • Lady Gaga Meat Hall of Fame 2
  • Lady Gaga Meat Hall of Fame 3
  • Lady Gaga Meat Hall of Fame 4
  • Lady Gaga Meat Hall of Fame 5
  • Lady Gaga Meat Hall of Fame 6
  • Lady Gaga Meat Hall of Fame 7
  • Lady Gaga Meat Hall of Fame 8
  • Lady Gaga Meat Hall of Fame 9
  • Lady Gaga Meat Hall of Fame 10
  • Lady Gaga Meat Hall of Fame 11
  • Lady Gaga Meat Hall of Fame 12
  • Lady Gaga Meat Hall of Fame 13
  • Lady Gaga Meat Hall of Fame 14
  • Lady Gaga Meat Hall of Fame 15
  • Lady Gaga Meat Hall of Fame 16
  • Lady Gaga Meat Hall of Fame 17
  • Lady Gaga Meat Hall of Fame 18
  • Lady Gaga Meat Hall of Fame 19
  • Lady Gaga Meat Hall of Fame 20
  • Lady Gaga Meat Hall of Fame 21
  • Lady Gaga Meat Hall of Fame 22
  • Lady Gaga Meat Hall of Fame 23
  • Lady Gaga Meat Hall of Fame 24
  • Lady Gaga Meat Hall of Fame 25
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