Jim Carrey really wants to have sex with Kristen Wiig

Kristen Wiig filming Bridesmaids last year in L.A.

Note to Jim Carrey: Kristen Wiig does not want to have sex with you. Drop it. From the National Enquirer:

Jim [Carrey's] been madly infatuated with "Saturday Night Live" star Kristen Wiig ever since his last "SNL" stint, so he bombarded her with flowers, congratulatory notes about her "Bridesmaids" mega-smash and then showed up backstage to beg for a dinner date, reveals an "SNL" insider. "Kristen thinks Jim is a funny and talented guy, but she's made it clear she's in a longtime serious relationship with actor/writer Brian Petsos. So she finally told him, 'Stop asking me out - the answer is no!'"

Has Jim Carrey fallen on hard times or what? This guy used to be the biggest star in Hollywood and now he can't even score a date with someone like Kristen Wiig? You'd think a Saturday Night Live castmember and Jim Carrey would be the perfect match -- since neither has been funny since the early 90's.

*10 Kristen Wiig pictures total in the gallery:

[Pacific Coast News]

Anonymous

Omg - please say this isn't true! If these pics of her are a true representation, then DAYUM, Jim, what the hell is going on in that frigged up head of yours!?

She's a bonerack, not the least bit pretty, and she isn't even really that funny.

Devin

Oh, cute, you made a joke about SNL not being funny more that is as unoriginal as it is incorrect. Good job, mr. shitty hollywood-hack gossip reporter.

lol

from Jenny McCarthy to this frumpy plain dirty blond?.....why?!?!

StanSki

I'd mess her up so hard she wouldn't surface until every micro-movement bringing her to a sopping, shaking, screaming, god-naming, nail-digging, leg-wrapping hotress.

I've always wanted to give her the best time of her life. And I know I can because I do it every day to lesser deserving women.

Anonymous

Sometimes that answer means anything from yes to maybe. Keep trying with her. Relationships mean nothing.

anonymous

she's doing JC a favor. she's plain as hell looking.

robin

Yeah, because Jim Carrey is this big hot prize, right?

bzero3

She's kooky cute.