Kirstie Alley and Ted Volynets out and about in New York (6/16)

Am I trapped in some weird alternate universe where Kirstie Alley is considered attractive and desirable? What the hell is going on? And more importantly, how do I get back to earth? From the National Enquirer:
Just call her a cougar on the loose! Weeks after dumping 21-year-old boyfriend, hip-hop artist Shancie Boyd, Kirstie Alley is robbing the cradle again! The Enquirer caught the 60-year-old former "fat actress" locking lips with professional ballroom dancer Ted Volynets - who's also just 21.

"Kirstie just can't seem to get enough attention from younger guys these days - and she doesn't care who knows it," an insider revealed. "After dropping a lot of her weight, she looks fantastic and hasn't seemed this happy in years. Ted makes kirstie feel young and vibrant again, and since she's in between projects, she decided to hang around New York and just concentrate on having fun with him for a while." But despite their chemistry, Kirstie definitely doesn't see the relationship getting serious, the insider added. "Right now, Kirstie's all about letting the good times roll."
I think that's the first time someone used the word "roll" in a sentence about Kirstie Alley and didn't also use the word "butter."

But anyways, what 21-year-old in his right mind would date a 60-year-old who's going to be so fat in six months that her belly button will make an echo? This guy's either an extreme chubby chaser or a blatant gold digger. Oh wait, the dude's a "professional ballroom dancer"? Then that makes complete sense. These two aren't dating -- they're together because Kirstie needs someone to go shopping for designer handbags with.

*15 Kirstie Alley and Ted Volynet pictures total in the gallery:

  • Kirstie Alley Dating Younger Man 1
  • Kirstie Alley Dating Younger Man 2
  • Kirstie Alley Dating Younger Man 3
  • Kirstie Alley Dating Younger Man 4
  • Kirstie Alley Dating Younger Man 5
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  • Kirstie Alley Dating Younger Man 11
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