Katy Perry's talking about her boobs again

Wow, it's been nearly three months since Katy Perry talked about her boobs in an interview. Did she have laryngitis or something? She told the new issue of Rolling Stone:
"I started praying for [breasts] when I was, like, 11. And God answered that prayer above and beyond, by, like, 100 times, until I was like, 'Please, stop, God. I can't see my feet anymore. Please stop!' I was a lot more rectangular then. I didn't understand my body. Someone in sixth grade called me 'Over-the-shoulder boulder holder.' I didn't know I could use them. So, what I did was, I started taping them down. How long did I tape them down for? Probably until I was about 19. And, no, I don't have any psychological pain because of it."
So praying to God will get you anything you want? OK, let's try it: "Dear God, please stop Katy Perry from talking about her tits every time she hasn't been in the press for five minutes or has something to promote. Also, if you wouldn't mind, do you think you could throw in the occasional wardrobe malfunction? Seeing Katy's tits is almost as impossible as seeing Big Foot or Michael Moore walk past a bakery and not go in. Thanks."

*10 Katy Perry SNL pictures total in the gallery:

  • Katy Perry SNL Boobs 1
  • Katy Perry SNL Boobs 2
  • Katy Perry SNL Boobs 3
  • Katy Perry SNL Boobs 4
  • Katy Perry SNL Boobs 5
  • Katy Perry SNL Boobs 6
  • Katy Perry SNL Boobs 7
  • Katy Perry SNL Boobs 8
  • Katy Perry SNL Boobs 9
  • Katy Perry SNL Boobs 10
  • uk

    oh sorry french man don't surrender! lucky we have nice women, i mean you eat your women, snails! stupid french shit :) this is too 'Let's say her massive tits owe a lot to the high level of female hormones in the UK water supply net.'

  • uk

    @mr clever dick head, wow i'm guessing you are a dumb american? well guess what! you are descended from the British, maybe that is why you have the mental capacity to spell your own name? i've heard the disease downsydrome is also called the common american

  • Sally Strebsky

    Like, she looks, like, great. I wonder what would happen if she, like, prayed for something else. I would be, like, WOW if she would pray for, like, more intelligence and, like, maturity so she could speak better.

  • Anonymous

    Let me guess....you wear an A or a B cup bra?

  • anonymous

    I don't mind her talking about her tits all day long. It keeps her from singing.

  • Anonymous

    Why she has the singing voice a meadowlark, or maybe a nightengale. Sometimes when she sings hymns and gospel it brings tears to the eyes.

  • Anthony

    I also cry when I hear Katy Perry sing.

  • Falcon

    Is she claiming that her breasts are all natural, with no enhancement or implants?

  • Anonymous

    Let's say her massive tits owe a lot to the high level of female hormones in the UK water supply net.

    This kind of chemical pollution produce large amount of big breasts on women, and micro-penises and rancid, shrivelled nuts on males (accompanied by high homosexual tendencies).

    Two charateristics frequently met in the UK, becoming as peculiar as bad tooth there.

    Dramatic effects on the local rivers, North Sea, and Channel fishing stock too

  • Falcon

    Does this pollution and changes affect the French also?

  • Anonymous

    No, we still have our huge penises and body hair intact. That's why every year, herds of heavily breasted english livestock flock in France.

    Maybe systematic inbred mating among islanders population led the english male population to develop this kind of hormonal vulnerability ?

  • Falcon

    I had always heard that UK males has a sexual impotence problem in addition to the tooth rot that is endemic to the entire population. I always though it was just a rumor. The US probably has not helped by exporting some of our celebs like Madonna and Gwy Paltrow to the UK.

  • Berto

    The big question is how to immortalize/preserve those boobs, and make them available for future generations to marvel at.

  • Eddie

    Cleavage, or as it's also called "open for business".

  • Nick Manning

    I just masterbated to these. Thanks for posting

  • Herman Bumfudle

    katy, you have a beautiful sense of humor.

  • Hawk

    SHe still married to the unfunny englishman?

  • Anonymous

    The are monumental and a casting of them should be made so that their size and shape may be preserved forever. Future mankind will want to gaze upon the replication of these wonderous objects. Maybe someday the actual breasts can be stuffed preserved and mounted on a public wall.

  • Rhino

    The gods have smiled upon you.


  • Anonymous

    Dear double ladies,

    California Girls are unforgettable(Miss. California 2011)

    Daisy dukes, bikinis on top!

    Sunkissed skin,

    So hot, they will melt popsicles!

    oh, Oh, OH...




    Jurgen R. Brul

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