Kate Gosselin has needs

I'd probably do her

I don't know why we still care about Kate Gosselin's love life, but I'm running with it. Kate told People last week that she's looking for an older man (read: someone with money):

"I want somebody who is older, at least in their 40s. I can't be bothered with these little boys ... It would be really great to find somebody in real life who can handle the stress around here and who can love my kids the way I do. I want someone who is strong and smart and driven. I think those are the best qualities ... I'm at the point where I'm like, 'Okay, there's got to be somebody out there who would work.' If it's meant to be, it'll be. And if not, then whatever. I'm happy as I am."

Does Kate really have the option of being picky? Saying that she only wants to date someone in their 40s is narrowing down her options quite a bit. With eight kids and a voice that sounds like a WWII air-raid siren, the only requirement Kate should have is that the guy is ~~deaf~~ breathing. Besides, the type of guy Kate's probably interested in (established, rich) doesn't date women like her -- she's over 25.

*30 Kate Gosselin pictures total in the gallery:

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SLICKG1

I would give a year of my wages to hit that one time. I love this woman,have never been so turned on by any woman in my life.

average joe

Hmmmm...isn't the bodyguard "over 40?"

Fawks

First of all: wow she is delirious if she thinks she can pull a man like that. The typical white western bitch and money-whore with really not alot to bargain with.

Second: because of just that I wanna fuck her. Because it's all kinds of wrong.

Not only that: I'd love to fuck her bare and with her not on the pill and just constantly cum in her. It's all kinds of wrong and it turns me on...

Anonymous

DSK could be a fine idea. Wait, no... He's busy right now.

Anonymous

The perfect MILF

Big Head

I dont know why but I find this lady really attractive.

Anonymous

But will she do porn

Anonymous

She is georgous, smart, stylish and would make any man a wonderful loving wife. Someday some lucky man will win winsome Kate's heart.

Litsa

I so want to eat her cooch out, then go have an iced mocha in the park and throw frisbees around.

neorules2112

I would love to be her friend. I would tell her to lock her kids in the closet, so me and kate could play doctor together ..

Hawk

Wow, a basket case with eight kids?

Sign me up!