Justin Bieber at his 5th birthday party in 199-- oops, I mean in Hawaii last week

I think this goes without saying, but Justin Bieber is definitely not banging Kate Middleton's sister Pippa (she of the famous ass). Um, okay. Glad we could clear that up. From the Chicago Sun Times:
Pippa Middleton supposedly guffawed loudly when hearing of online reports she’s trying to woo Justin Bieber. The gorgeous sister-in-law of Prince William figures she was linked to the teen pop star simply because she was savvy enough to land Brit distribution of Bieber merchandise through her family’s Party Pieces company.
Of course Pippa's not banging Justin Bieber -- he's only 17 built like one of the flower girls at her sister's wedding. As far as the distribution rights to the merchandise, Pippa's probably just doing what every Hooter's Girl does when she wants something -- a lot of flirting but no action . . . even when you wait for them outside after closing . . . and follow them to their car . . . and scream that you indeed DON'T like the taste of pepper spray. Even then.

*30 Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez pictures total in the gallery:

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  • anon

    So I take it the chick on the left is the butch one out of these two lesbians?

  • Weeb Gumbar

    Here's the equation that explains those "Justin and Selena in Hawaii" photos:

    Justin making out with Selena + NO boner = Sorry girls, HE'S GAY!

  • master yoda

    Be careful my little back bacon eating brother. At that age, Latinas can get pregnant if you just look at them the wrong way.

  • Nudgie

    That is the WHITEST dude I've ever seen (even for a Canadian)!!!

    Selena needs an upgrade, stat.

  • Fran

    You all are a bunch of Justin haters. You should be hating on that female trash and not on sweet Justin. The man we love and adore.

  • Falcon

    Where is the boner? I can't see his Johnson. How can anyone who calls himself a man make out with, and have a barely clad sexy girl rubbing all over him, and NOT get a huge woody. Something strange going on here. Is Justin a eunick?

  • Tracy

    Why or why must celebslam show these discusting photos, of our Justin being seduced by a tramp, an older woman that should know better. I just want to cry when I see this. My heart is broken when I think of what she is doing to the sweetest man alive.

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    I love this, I love my boy friend. He is a nice guy. :)

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