Jennifer Aniston's new boyfriend has a girlfriend

Jennifer Aniston's new boyfriend Justin Theroux has a slight problem . . . he already has a girlfriend. Oh, I'm sure it's no big deal. I'm sure she'll never find out that he's cheating on her with JENNIFER FUCKING ANISTON. From the National Enquirer:
[Theroux's] been dating Hollywood stylist Heidi Bivens, 35, for years, say sources. Heidi’s mom, Marilyn Bivens, re­cently told a reporter that Heidi and Justin - who wrote the script for “Iron Man 2” - are still very much a couple. And she says that Justin has insisted that rumors of an affair with Jen are just a “big, big misunderstanding.”

But an insider revealed that Jen and Justin, who were “friends only” until recently, have now taken things “a step further.” The two were spotted getting cozy at the Hollywood’s Sunset Tower Hotel. Days later, they reportedly spent the weekend together at Jen’s Beverly Hills mansion and Jen recently threw a party at her home so she could introduce Justin to pals.

“They tried to keep everything top se­cret, but now Jen has stopped hiding him,” added the in­sider.
Jen's going after a guy that's already in a long term relationship? The irony. It is so thick. Apparently she's never heard of a little biblical verse that says "Do unto others as you would have them do unto you . . . Angelina Jolie you stupid bitch." If Jen wants to perpetrate the same injustice on another that was done to her, rather than stealing Heidi's man, she should just give her the number of her chin surgeon.

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  • dave

    Jenifer Aniston is un-wanted.Most of her men gone for good. So she gasp someone boyfriend to make him her lover. Jenifer Aniston is a homewrecker

  • jen

    National Inquirer. You are stuppid. Not Angie. Jenifer Aniston is 100% homewrecker

  • Teresa

    maniston is the ugliest dried up prune these guys are using her and she knows it. she's just getting her rides until her face turns into the leather coochie.

  • Suzi Q.

    she is a slut and always has been. she is a has been too.

  • Jack

    she looks so good in this dress... jennifer is not my favorite but now she looks so sexy :P http://www.herbalproductslive....

  • Nancy

    What is the big problem Justin has " a girlfriend"? Brad Pitt had "a wife" when he met Angelina Jolie , hohhoh.

  • sheraqueenofthejungle

    I guess that when you are as desperate as Jennifer is, you will do anything to snag a man.

  • Falcon

    Jenn knows her own heart. She is not just another confused bimbo. Don't doubt her.

  • Hawk

    Oh Jen, when will you find love?

    And by love I mean a decent movie to star in.

  • anon

    Jennifer Aniston is the Hollywood doorknob. Every guys takes a turn to get into the A-List Room.


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