June 2011 NUDE!

Shia LaBeouf filming Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen in Princeton, NJ in 2008

In addition to pretty much admitting to banging Megan Fox in the interview he did with Details, Shia LaBeouf also gave a little hint as to why the 2009 sequel to Transformers sucked so bad. From the article:

[Shia] gave an emphatic thumbs-down to Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen. "We were flying by the seat of our pants, with an unlimited budget," he says now, noting that they'd begun shooting without a finished script. "None of us had any clue what we were doing."

He also told E!:

"We didn't have a script the second time! It was like a two-hour SNL skit with explosions. We were sort of riffing."

Shia's right about one thing, that last Transformers film was a lot like a typical Saturday Night Live skit -- painfully awkward. I mean, the only people that find a machine with metal balls amusing are adolescent boys and pachinko players. Let's just hope this next film didn't require any improvisation because it already has what everyone wanted from the very beginning: a great plot close-ups of Rosie Huntington-Whiteley's tits.

*17 Shia LaBeouf pictures total in the gallery:

Paparazzi photos from Wednesday, June 29

Alyssa Milano leaving a yoga class in L.A. (pics start here)

Matthew Bomer on the set of White Collar in New York (pics start here)

Olivia Wilde arriving at the Troubadour in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Minnie Driver out and about in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Gabrielle Union and Dwyane Wade at the New York premiere of Transformers: Dark of the Moon (pics start here)

Joseph Fiennes and his wife Maria Dolores Dieguez at the "GQ Men of The Year" awards at the Italian Embassy in Madrid, Spain (pics start here)

Heidi Klum out and about in New York (pics start here)

Karolina Kurkova out and about in New York (pics start here)

Nicole Richie leaving the Andy Lecompte Salon in L.A. (pics start here)

Charisma Carpenter at the 2nd Annual Thirst Gala in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Rebecca Gayheart at a gas station in L.A. (pics start here)

British model Yasmin Le Bon at the Serpentine Gallery Summer Party in London (pics start here)

Sharon Stone shopping in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Ashley Greene at the Ferragamo presentation for their Resort 2012 collection at the James B. Duke Mansion in New York (pics start here)

*122 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:

Rachel Bilson shopping in Beverly Hills (6/29)

+ Prince Harry's new chick is hot [PopEater]

+ Whose toes did Quentin Tarantino suck . . . [The Superficial]
+ Quit being so sensitive Selena Gomez [Celebuzz]
+ This is AWESOME [Guyism]
+ Hilary Duff has a nice butt [Drunken Stepfather]

+ Emmy Rossum can't hide her hotness [Popoholic]
+ Anna Faris looks like a lesbian [Caught on Set]
+ Staring contest with Kate Upton's boob [Hollywood Tuna]
+ Your lesbian sex fantasy of the week [moejackson]

+ Michael Jackson probably molested Aaron Carter [Dlisted]
+ Charlie Sheen was 'roiding [The Blemish]
+ Public transit WILL NEVER QUIT! [CityRag]
+ She looks pretty proud of her boobs [Double Viking]

*20 Rachel Bilson pictures total in the gallery:

Lena Ashikhmina

Russian model Lena Ashikhmina

*23 Lena Ashikhmina pictures total in the gallery:

Emma Watson topless pic for sale?

Some dude is trying to sell a topless pic that allegedly features Emma Watson (not this fake one that made the rounds last year - NSFW). And by "allegedly" I mean that this guy is completely full of shit. "Derek" sent the super handsome A.J. over at Deadspin the following email:

Hello,
I have a real photograph of Emma Watson topless. You can see her face and whole body, she has a skirt on but naked from waist up. I have a buddy at Brown who had sex with her and got a photo after the fact as she was getting dressed. He sent it to only a few of our close friends. I am selling it to a website, this is not in circulation I just got this last night. If you are interested please let me know ASAP. I have not emailed anyone else yet, I would like to sell it to you.

Thanks, hear from you soon.

- Derek

The only thing that makes this somewhat believable is that, in Hollywood circles, Emma is known as the queen of casual hookups. At least that's what I told myself last summer after she used my naked body as her personal pleasure instrument. I'm such a dirty slut! *scrubs self with steel wool*

*30 Emma Watson pictures total in the gallery:

JWoww on her way to a tanning salon in Seaside Heights, New Jersey (6/28)

+ Mila Kunis has some hauntingly sexy eyes [Drunken Stepfather]

+ Kate Upton in her bare necessities [Popoholic]
+ Halle Berry is fighting with her ex again [Just Jared]
+ Rosie Huntington-Whiteley upskirt (NSFW) [TaxiDriverMovie]
+ You know Shia LaBeouf wants to bang Selena Gomez [PopCrunch]

+ Jailbait Kardashian and her sister out and about [Celebuzz]
+ Deena needs to go on a damn diet [moejackson]
+ Elisabetta Canalis is down in the dumps after getting dumped [Cele|bitchy]
+ Jay-Z is a dork [CityRag]

LIST OF THE DAY: 12 Incredibly Creepy Dolls

*15 JWoww pictures total in the gallery:

Halle Berry picking up her daughter Nahla from school in West Hollywood (6/27)

Some people might say it's crossing a line to make fun of a 3-year-old for her art skills, but those people have obviously never seen one of Halle Berry's daughter Nahla's drawings. I mean, c'mon. It's like she's not even trying.

*20 Halle Berry pictures total in the gallery:

Michelle Hunziker bikini pics! (Formentera, Spain - 6/28)

A heads up to all the drivers out in L.A. -- make sure your insurance is up-to-date because Lindsay Lohan's house arrest is officially over (as of 10:20 AM this morning). For those of you keeping score at home, she spent 35 nightmarish days in the hellhole that is her 3,100 square-foot Venice Beach condo. Above is an artist's rendering of what Lindsay would look like if she was actually Swiss model Michelle Hunziker in Formentera yesterday. Looking good Lindsay! This house arrest has really done amazing things for her skin.

*25 Michelle Hunziker bikini pictures total in the gallery:

Julia Roberts at the premire of Jesus Henry Christ at the Tribeca Film Festival (4/23)

Julia Roberts might actually be the devil. She's currently fighting with her half-sister Nancy because Nancy likes food too much and has gotten fat. I don't get it? Why doesn't Nancy just hire a personal trainer to whip her into shape and a live-in gourmet chef to cook her healthy meals using only the freshest ingredients? Oh yeah, that's right, because she's not Julia Roberts. A source told the National Enquirer:

"Julia's made no secret of the fact that she's not happy that Nancy's gotten heavy. She thinks it's humiliating for her and the entire family. Julia has asked Nancy point-blank, 'Who's going to keep an eye on [our mom Betty] if you get sick?'"

Tensions between the "Pretty Women" star and her sister came to a head at Nancy's birthday party last month at Betty's home in Los Angeles' wealthy Pacific Palisades area: "Julia was rolling her eyes and making cutting comments about Nancy's weight behind her back - whispering to partygoers, 'can you believe how big she's gotten?' When Nancy got wind of what Julia was saying, she confronted her, telling her to shut up and leave her alone. Julia shot back, 'Well, I wouldn't have to if you had enough self-respect to lose some weight!' At that point, Nancy told Julia to 'go (bleep) herself' - thus ruining the party."

The two women have not spoken since, and Nancy was noticeably absent from Julia"s 4-year-old son Henry's early birthday celebration at her Malibu home in June.

What a self-centered egotistical bitch. Julia is so full of herself that she thinks someone else's weight reflects badly on her? Get over yourself Julia. No one is going to judge you based on the size of your family members. They're going to judge you based on the fact that you are a heartless c-u-next-tuesday. Besides, I'm sure Julia's sister would rather have to pay for two seats on Southwest than be the spokeswoman for Schick razors:



*14 Julia Roberts pictures total in the gallery:

Chrissy Teigen

Swimsuit model Chrissy Teigen out and about in the East Village of Manhattan (6/28).

*20 Chrissy Teigen pictures total in the gallery: