George Clooney and Elisabetta Canalis leaving Gatto Nero restaurantat in Como, Italy (6/14)

After being spotted together in Italy just a week ago (above), George Clooney and his girlfriend Elisabetta Canalis announced in a joint statement today that they're splitting up. How very adult of them. Usually my girlfriend and I announce our break up to the world by her throwing all my shit on the lawn. From People:
"We are not together anymore. It's very difficult and very personal, and we hope everyone can respect our privacy," Clooney and Canalis said in a joint statement Wednesday.

Added Canalis's publicist: "It is a very personal and sad matter, and Elisabetta wants it to remain that way. She will be taking some time ... and then will face the press. She has not authorized me to say when the split happened."
In related news, I was on vacation in Cabo San Lucas last December and ate dinner here a table away from George and Elisabetta (on this night). When he got up to leave, my girlfriend asked him for a picture and he flat out said no. Mind you, she asked him after he got up from the table (she didn't interrupt him) and there were maybe 6 other people in the restaurant at the time (so it's not like there would have a frenzy of people trying to get pictures). Seriously, fuck you George Clooney. Dickhead.

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  • Falcon

    People don't seem to be aware of the fact that The Clooney is like royality. He is like the BHO of the celeb world. Commoners do not speak to him, unless he speaks to them first. He may not even be mortal.

  • Anonymous

    Hey Nick, was Elisabetta as hot in person as I've imagined her to be when I've masturbated to her?

  • Nick

    Actually, no. A little manly.

    Nick

    Editor

    Celebslam.com

  • lola

    LOL, that is so funny! I have always thought that she looks manly, thanx for confirming!

  • Jack

    I hate when celebrities think they are high and mighty. He should have taken a picture, and i agree with you fuck George!

  • wawa

    Dibs on Elisabetta.


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