Christina Aguilera leaving Jimmy Kimmel Live! studios in Hollywood (5/26)

Holy shit this chick is a mess. And I'm not talking about because she looks like a tranny. Even though she does. Seriously, that's a dude, right? From the New York Post:
Christina Aguilera's boyfriend Matt Rutler showed that chivarly isn't dead while out with her the other night at The Beverly nightclub in Beverly Hills. Aguilera and Rutler only stayed at the club for an hour, and the singer didn't drink while inside. But a spy reports that when Aguilera "wobbled on her high heels and almost tripped on the cracked sidewalk, Matt saved the day and caught her before she took a spill.
What's this chick's problem with standing up straight? First she falls at the Grammys and now this? Either Christina's constantly whacked-out on heavy duty barbiturates or it's time she got her implants rebalanced. At this point, the only people that topple over more than her are octogenarians and Middle Eastern dictators.

*5 Christina Aguilera pictures total in the gallery:

  • Christina Aguilera Drunken Mess 1
  • Christina Aguilera Drunken Mess 2
  • Christina Aguilera Drunken Mess 3
  • Christina Aguilera Drunken Mess 4
  • Christina Aguilera Drunken Mess 5
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  • GEORGE'S FATHER

    it is really Boy George under that pancake face. he's really hitting the booze lately. REHAB GEORGEY BOY!

  • ~MiLa~

    She still looks so much better (in so many ways) than Britney Spears...

    I really don't understand today's world! So, she's gained some weight? SO WHAT? Has none of you ever gained weight?? It's not like she's shaving her head and chasing paparazzis and hitting cars with an umbrella and dozen other weird things BS did when going thru a divorce...

    The person who wrote those nasty comments about Aguilera is pathetic. She looks like a tranny? Are you looking at her with your THIRD eye, perhaps? She looks like a woman..with beautiful eyes and lips and blonde hair.

    "What's this chick's problem with standing up straight?" ...umm..yes, she stumbled in Grammys..in FEBRUARY. And now, wow! TWICE in about 4 months! Now that is BAAAAD. There must be something VERY wrong with her.

    Whoever wrote those things (editor?) should just grow up and get a life.

  • alex

    I don't agree that she looks better than Britney but,of course,each of his own.

  • ph

    porky has too much spackle

  • Anonymous

    She just has a problem with her balance. It may be due to her lifestyle, after all she is not like normal everyday people. Give her a little time.


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