Brooklyn Decker in Maui last summer

My Google Alert for "Brooklyn Decker Boobies" went off this week so you better believe I'm writing about it. From Brooklyn Decker's interview with Self magazine:
"The most important thing is to have a suit that covers enough and supports your boobies! At the beach, you don’t want to be vulgar, you want to feel radiant."
If Brooklyn Decker wants women to follow her example, the best advice she can give for looking good in a bikini is "be skinny and have big tits." I mean seriously, is there anything more to her success? Besides, telling women that they should wear something that will support their boobs is a bit presumptuous. Newsflash Brooklyn: not every women out there is built like a brick shithouse like you . . . unfortunately.

*30 Brooklyn Decker bikini pictures total in the gallery:

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  • GRiND365.com

    Nice to see it naturally hang!

  • Falcon

    Where are the photos of her nip slips?

  • Anonymous

    If she doesn't do porn she should. Gang bangs, and lesbian.

  • Anonymous

    Maybe she and Jenn can get together and do a women in love movie.

  • horny pig

    Blah blah blah .. show us those gigantic tits already

  • Buffy

    I thought she was going to tell us that she was going to eat less and lose about 10-12 pounds (which she needs to do). She was finally going to think about the starving people in the world. Instead, she give advise about swimsuits. Millions of people are starving to death and this twit worries about how a swim suit fits. Where is her sense of social justice?

  • Catya

    Uh, Buffy? Is checking out pictures of swimsuit models on a website called "Celebslam" indicative of social justice? Beware the green-eyed monster, my lady, for it doth mock the meat it feeds on!


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