How 'bout you get a job instead of playing video games all day?

Megan Fox totally just punked her husband Brian Austin Green. In an interview with E!, she confirmed what we were all thinking about the guy anyways -- he's a whiny pussy:
"I didn't think that I was into [vow renewal] until my relationship with Brian. He's very sensitive and very emotional. He's a Cancer so he's very all about feelings and relationships and he cries about everything. He'll want to do it so I'll do it for him."
Real men don't cry Brian. They punch things. And grunt. And bend big pieces of metal with their bare hands. Actually I take that back -- I did cry one time. I was stuck in the desert with Chuck Norris and he needed a few drops of liquid to survive. Pussy. True story. I couldn't possibly make that up.

*20 Brian Austin Green pictures total in the gallery:

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