Ha Ha, you suck Brian Austin Green

How 'bout you get a job instead of playing video games all day?

Megan Fox totally just punked her husband Brian Austin Green. In an interview with E!, she confirmed what we were all thinking about the guy anyways -- he's a whiny pussy:

"I didn't think that I was into [vow renewal] until my relationship with Brian. He's very sensitive and very emotional. He's a Cancer so he's very all about feelings and relationships and he cries about everything. He'll want to do it so I'll do it for him."

Real men don't cry Brian. They punch things. And grunt. And bend big pieces of metal with their bare hands. Actually I take that back -- I did cry one time. I was stuck in the desert with Chuck Norris and he needed a few drops of liquid to survive. Pussy. True story. I couldn't possibly make that up.

*20 Brian Austin Green pictures total in the gallery:

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Commentator

No.

I'm going with BA Green being cool. I adore Fox - the tattoos are sleazy - t still. First, Green's got the son with Vanessa Marcil (hot) to whom he seems to be as ideal a father as a non-married father might be. Megan Fox is cool; in interviews she slips, I guess, by being to stream-of-consciousness, but I think she's kid of rad-intelligent, far more than her high school degree might estimate. As for Green, he must have guys trying to get in his face all the time and deals with it well enough. He's strong.

And, he's the "cutie" in 90210, that ends; he made the most of it. Did you see Domino, the bounty hunter movie? He spoofed himself - it was hilarious.

Def

So he's playing video games and banging Megan Fox

What's wrong with this picture? Nothing...

Damien

Who CARES! Get lost Megan Fox! YOURE SO ANNOYING!

Anonymous

Halo Reach, Brink, can't identify the other two.

Green is pretty mainstream. Anyone knows his Live tag ?

Hawk

She needs to stop sharing things with people.