Mildred "Patty" Baena and her son Joseph

Since the Arnold Schwarzenegger scandal broke last month, Patty Baena has been noticeably quiet about her affair with the former governor of California. That all changed this week ($$$$$$$) when she and love child Joseph did a photoshoot ($$$$$$$) and interview ($$$$$$$) for HELLO! magazine:
"It was as Joseph grew and I started to see the resemblance that I wondered - but It became more apparent as time went on."
You know what made it especially apparent? WHEN HE FUCKED YOU WITHOUT A CONDOM.
"I knew Arnold was the father, and maybe as Joseph got older and began to look like him, he [Arnold] wondered. But he never said anything to me."
A gentleman would never broach such a topic with a lady.
"[Maria] would say things like, 'I'm here if you need to talk.' I sensed something was up. I have so much love and respect for Maria."
Well yeah, clearly. For those people you don't respect -- do you fuck their husbands, too?
"Finally, she asked point blank. She was so strong. She cried with me and told me to get off my knees. We held each other and I told her it wasn't Arnie's fault, that it takes two."
I don't think you had to remind her that you're a whore.
"[Arnold's] a good man and I know he's suffering too. He loves Maria. I hope with time they work things out."
Someone help me out here. Is "Maria" the Spanish word for "anything with a pussy"?

*7 Patty Baena pictures total in the gallery:

  • Arnold Son 1
  • Arnold Son 2
  • Arnold Son 3
  • Arnold Son 4
  • Arnold Son 5

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