Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt at the premiere of The Tree of Life in L.A. (5/24)

You know all those reports floating around lately about how happy Jennifer Aniston is with her new boyfriend Justin Theroux? Leave it to Angelina Jolie to go and SHATTER that confidence. Angelina told OK! magazine that she and Brad Pitt -- you remember Brad Pitt; he used to be married to Jennifer Aniston -- couldn't be more in love:
"We feel like we're sharing this great adventure together and we don't question it. It's like we're partners and we understand the kind of life we want. Our relationship has always felt right and that's what I was looking for. Brad loves me so much - it's made my world feel compete.

"It's peace of mind and security and just releasing all your doubts. Experiencing the adventure and beauty of your own family is something that changes you forever. You dedicate yourself to creating a good and happy world for your partner and your children. Brad and I have discovered how wonderful it is to take that journey together."
This is just what everyone wants to hear -- how happy and in love two of the world's most beautiful multimillionaires are. We get it Angelina, your life is awesome. Good for you. Now if you don't mind, could you stop talking for a minute so that I and every other guy with an internet connection can download nude images of you from the movie Gia (NSFW) and fantasize about doing disgusting things to you while we beat off? Thanks. Not so high and mighty now are you bitch?

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