June 2011 NUDE!

Mini Anden

Swedish model Mini Anden

*23 Mini Anden pictures total in the gallery:

Lindsay Lohan is drunk

Aw crap, I guess the headline pic sorta gave it away. Yesterday TMZ said:

Lindsay Lohan is suffering from post-incarceration syndrome ... courtesy of her friendly, neighborhood paparazzi. Lindsay -- who is free to party in the outside world for the first time in more than a month -- is telling friends she's scared to leave home, largely because she thinks there's a bounty on her head in the paparazzi community. So LiLo is planning to do the same thing she's been doing for the last 35 nights -- chill out, relax, and put her feet up ... in peace and quiet, in the company of sister Ali and a few buds.

Well good thing she got over that fear, because there were some Red Bull & vodkas with her name on them over at Lexington Social House in Hollywood. That's Lindsay stumbling out of the club earlier this morning. Keep in mind that, just a week ago, she told Life & Style: "[Alcohol] is just not part of my life." Oh gosh, I wondered what happened in the past week that drove sober Lindsay to the bottle? I bet she's freaked out over the economy and the new jobless claims numbers. Hang in there Linds! I promise it's going to get better!

*25 Lindsay Lohan pictures total in the gallery:

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star Kim Richards in Maui (6/26)

+ Shia LaBeouf and his new lady-friend [Just Jared]

+ It's Miley Cyrus' nipple [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Did Jonathan Rhys Meyers try to kill himself? [PopEater]
+ Selema Gomez's seriously sexy legs [Popoholic]
+ Pam Anderson is see-through [TaxiDriverMovie]
+ Emmanuelle Chriqui is so damn hot [Caught on Set]

+ Gwyneth Paltrow is topless, photoshopped [Cele|bitchy]
+ Social media beats porn? [Holy Taco]
+ Octomom says she hates her kids [Evil Beet]
+ Emma Stone hates Hayden Panettiere [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
+ Oh STFU, no he doesn't [I'm Not Obsessed]

LIST OF THE DAY: The 10 Best/Worst Films in 2011, so far

*10 Kim Richards bikini pictures total in the gallery:

Russian model Inna Zobova

Model Blanche Spalding in a bikini

Mel B has a real sweet tooth

Oh no, Scary Spice tweeted a joke about date rape . . . EVERYONE PANIC!!! Via Contact Music:

British singer Melanie Brown has apologized for making an inappropriate comment about date rape, insisting she "did not mean to offend anyone". The former Spice Girls star caused controversy with a post on Twitter.com in which she told fans, "My husband is asleep. I think I may date rape him!"

The message sparked outrage from her followers and Brown has now apologised for the remark. She writes, "Sorry for the 'date rape comment' I did not mean to offend anyone at all my sincere apologies!"

Some people need to chill the fuck out. It was pretty obvious her comment was meant as a joke. Of course you can't really expect a rational reaction from people following Scary Spice on Twitter . . . because they're following Scary Spice on Twitter. If you're going to hang on her every word, you might as well follow a few other celebrities from the 90s that have just as many relevant things to say -- celebrities like Kurt Cobain or River Phoenix.

*34 Mel B pictures total in the gallery:

Kelly Brook stopping by a butcher's shop in Kent, England (6/28)

I think I speak for everyone here in saying Kelly Brook is the coolest god damn chick on earth.

*20 Kelly Brook pictures total in the gallery:

Taraji P. Henson

Taraji P. Henson at the premiere of Larry Crowne at Grauman's Chinese Theatre in Hollywood (6/27)

*17 Taraji P. Henson pictures total in the gallery:

Jennifer Aniston outside The Daily Show studios in New York (6/27)

Jennifer Aniston dishing out relationship advice is like Adolf Hitler teaching a class on tolerance at the local community college. Nevertheless, she told new! magazine:

"You need to talk to each other and you have to say what you want. You don't confront your man about things which you're not happy about, you approach it in a much more constructive way. You never want to be in an adversarial situation where it's you versus him. All couples face those kinds of difficulties, but you've got to be able to talk about your problems and your needs and do it in a positive way. That's easier said than done, of course."

Uh, yeah. Getting relationship guidance from Jennifer Aniston is like getting toothbrush advice from Amy Winehouse or driving lessons from Ryan Dunn. I mean seriously, there's only one thing Jen seems to know less about than maintaining a successful relationship: acting. She might as well be giving men advice about jerking off.

*59 Jennifer Aniston pictures total in the gallery:

Melissa Satta bikini pics! (Formentera, Spain - 6/28)

Melissa Satta is an Italian model and on Tuesday she was spotted frolicking in the waters of Formentera. Well she's Italian, but she was actually born in Boston. So my dream of her eventually becoming President is still alive. Seriously, I would totally vote for this chick.

*20 Melissa Satta bikini pictures total in the gallery: