Will Smith's trailer parked in SoHo

The trailer Will Smith is using while shooting Men in Black III doesn't even have a third story. Hah! What a loser! From the New York Post:

Will Smith has found a trailer to match his massive ego. The megastar has docked a gargantuan, double-decker moveable mansion for his "Men in Black III" shoot smack in the middle of SoHo -- even though he's renting a luxury apartment less than a mile away. Clocking in at 1,150 square feet, the titanic trailer is larger than most two-bedroom, two-bathroom apartments in the city. Rent is $9,000 a week.

The specially designed ride, nicknamed "The Heat," includes a lounge, a movie room with a 100-inch screen, marble floors throughout, offices for his assistants and writing staff, a large bedroom and all-granite bathroom. It measures about 53 feet long, has 22 wheels and weighs in at around 30 tons. In the same neighborhood, Smith is renting a five-bedroom, 6.5-bathroom apartment for $25,000 a month on Bond Street.

"Everything about him is excessive," said a broker who worked with him.

Initially, his rental budget was $100,000 -- a month. He wanted a pool, and he did not want to share an elevator with normal people, the broker said.

With so much money wasted on unnecessary opulence,* you'd think Will would need a publicist to keep this story quiet. Not true. Will doesn't need someone to filter what he says -- but his broker does. If you're going to tell people that your clients are "excessive" and don't want to hang around with "normal people," you're not going to have clients for much longer. This dude should just keep his mouth shut and cash his check -- like Katie Holmes.

*I wonder if Will has a baby giraffe at home?



*16 Will Smith pictures total in the gallery:

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[WENN]