Suri Cruise bent on world domination

Suri Cruise leaving Science World in Vancouver, Canada (2/9)

Suri Cruise has accomplished more in 5 years than I have in 30. Kill self? From the New York Daily News:

A younger woman has edged out style mavens Sarah Jessica Parker, Cate Blanchett, Lady Gaga and Nicole Richie, according to Glamour magazine's UK readers.

It's Suri Cruise. She's 5 years-old.

The daughter of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, came in at No. 21 of Glamour UK's Best Dressed Women of 2011. She may not be quite old enough to dress herself but still, she has been spotted sporting a $850 Salvatore Ferragamo purse, Ray Ban sunglasses, Marc Jacobs shoes and a Burberry coat.

If Suri's parents are so concerned with what clothes she's wearing, instead of having a baby, they should have just done what Tom wanted to do in the first place: bought a doll. That way, they could have spent the same amount of money dressing it up in Marc Jacobs shoes and Burberry coats, but Tom wouldn't have had to waste his time jerking off into a turkey baster.

*10 Suri Cruise pictures total in the gallery: