Schwarzenegger had two sons in the same week

Arnold Schwarzenegger in his famous 1977 documentary Pumping Iron

This shit just keeps getting better and better. Turns out Arnold Schwarzenegger's love child was born just five days after his son Christopher in 2007. Oh my god -- they could totally be BFFs! From the New York Daily News:

Arnold Schwarzenegger's housekeeper separated from her husband in 1997 - just three weeks after her reported love child with her boss was born. Court paper say they had no children.

According to a birth certificate, [Patty] Baena's son was born Oct. 2, three weeks before the separation, which they blamed on "irreconcileable differences."

Schwarzenegger's second son with Shriver, Christopher, was born Sept. 27.

In Arnold's defense, he did knock up Maria almost a week before he knocked up Patty. So, you know, it's not like he didn't give her first dibs. Yet still, she complains.

Anonymous

The mark of a true stud. Arnold is the greatest and a real man.

Jay

"...I'm getting the feeling of coming in my wife. I'm getting the feeling of coming in the hired help, so I'm getting the feeling of coming day and night. So you can imagine how I am in heaven..."

Jay

Maybe pumping iron turned out be not quiet as good as coming after all.