Sean Penn might have nailed Scarlett Johansson at the Correspondents' Dinner

Oh Scarlett, you shouldn't have

Oh god, I feel so disgusting after reading this story and imagining Sean Penn going to town on Scarlett Johansson in a bathroom stall. I just want to scrub myself with steel wool like one of those rape victims on Law & Order. From the New York Post:

Sean Penn caused a stir right off the bat when he wouldn't follow everyone else in putting his hand over his heart as the room stood and sang "The Star-Spangled Banner" at the Hilton International Ballroom. The surly star then spent dinner all over new flame Scarlett Johansson. "She plopped down in his lap, and they were kissing," described a shocked witness. The two left the room for "an hour," sources said, and Penn came back to the table with his tie askew.

Every time I think this America-hating scumbag couldn't piss me off anymore, he goes and does something even more infuriating. I can put up with public displays of affection in inappropriate places, but not giving his full respect to our country and it's National Anthem is inexcusable. As a matter of fact, it makes me so angry that I'll just have to masturbate to images of his girlfriend. *unzips pants* This'll teach that commie!

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Ol' Hank

What is really disgusting is that she was even invited to dinner at the White House. No wonder she has a huge overblown ego.

She badly needs her head deflated. Sean is just the asshole that will do that with glee.

sai

i shit on the men and women who stand and defend this country and on the flag and the anthem (can i shit on an anthem?). take that you fucks.

WTF

@ Ryu:

Dildos like you are a perfect example of today's entitled, disrespectful, arrogant youth who think they know it all.

Unfortunately, because of men and women who stand and defend our country, you have the right to be the way you are. Out of respect for THEM, you should respect our falg and our anthem.

Otherwise, STFU, pack your shyt, and go live in Libya.

Ryu

"I don't know Sean Penn, and if any of you do, I guess maybe you'd actually know something about his personality... However, if all your judgment is based on his 'disrespecting' the anthem, that's just fuckin' stupid. The 'Pledge of Allegiance' and the National Anthem are fuckin' worthless bullshit. After I stopped being a stupid little shit in school, I stopped saying the Pledge, and I didn't waste my time standing for it (or even looking up from what I was doing) in any class where my teacher wasn't going to make a huge hassle out of my refusing to stand."

Anonymous

I just hope they were not doing the dirty while our president was giving his speech and telling his jokes. What disrespect.

Hank Moody

She is a whore, plain and simple. No other way to describe this type of behavior.

Kimmy

Jewish chicks are always so slutty!

Reggie P

Lots of hatred on this shit blog. And lots of hypocrisy too. How many hits did this shitty post bring you? And how many rags does the NY Post sell to its dimwit readers for Sean Penn and his "anti-american" behavior? If you ask me, and no one did, running out of a dinner to have sex (with ScarJo no less) is the epitome of freedom. What man wouldn't do that?

Wellon Dowd

"What man wouldn't do that"? A man that argues for socialism and then takes advantage of the freedoms he espouses to hate. Also known as a hypocritical douchebag midget.

Anonymous

Your sister Maureen would be ashamaed.

Anonymous

It shows disrespect for our presient and for correspondents.

TFB

What the hell were either of these two assholes even at a "Correspondents" dinner? She is nothing but a fucking slut, no news there and peckerhead Penn is a useless, clueless fuck that deserves what Osama got, a bullet to the head!

No wonder the world's so fucked up with ass-wipes like these two taking center stage.

TFB

Anonymous

You speak the total truth.

Master Yoda

Yeah, she's dropped way down on everyone's list after this disaster. If she loses any more self esteem she may have to gain 80 pounds and date black guys like the Kardashians do.

Hawk

He is the most humorless man there is. Good luck with him Scarlett.

WTF

No idea why she's with that douche nozzle.

Pat

It doesn't say much for Ms. Johansson. Her taste in men is really really low, along with any common sense she might have.