You want to earn $5 million the hard way?

Pippa Middleton leaving a party hosted by Richard Branson at the Kensington Roof Gardens in London (4/21)

I guess it pays to know the future queen. Especially if you have no gag reflex. From TMZ:

TMZ has learned a major company is offering Kate's little sister [Pippa Middleton] a whopping $5,000,000 ... for JUST ONE SCENE.

Vivid Entertainment honcho Steven Hirsch sent Pippa the letter, saying he thought she was the star of the Royal Wedding and that her "beauty and attitude" would make her a huge adult star. The fact she had some semi-racy photos surface this week probably didn't hurt either.

But get this -- Hirsch is also offering $1 million to another member of her family for doing a scene ... her brother James!

That's some exchange rate this Hirsch guy is offering. If my calculations are right, it sounds like he's offering Pippa $5,000,000 for one pound. *rimshot*

*20 Pippa Middleton pictures total in the gallery:

[WENN]

anonymous

Meh...I don't get the hype around either one of the sisters. Both are in their 20's yet look like they are pushing well into their 40's. In a few years, they are only going to look rougher.

Jay

She has good legs and I appreciate that. I'd appreciate seeing them straight up in the air even more...

Anonymous

CULTURAL CORNER : in italian, a "pippa" means "a wank".

Erik

And in Swedish "pippa" is one of the slang terms for having sex.

Alexis

Nope, you're not, I just didn't want to sound like a hater 'cause she IS cute, that is obvious, but she also does look older than her actual age. I first tought she was Kate's mother, I think is something with her eyebrows (not only that).

Anonymous

Cute??? Am I the only one who thinks this girl looks like she's in her forties...and not aging well? Look at that face!! ***shivers***

cKevin

I don't get it, either. I think that neither Kate nor Pippa are exactly great beauties--just very average-looking English women. Nothing special there at all. What is the big deal? Nothing. They both leave me flaccid.

Anonymous

That is all most European royals are good for, porn entertainment.

jeff

what is that thing walking with Pippa?

dan

yeah Pippa is cute and all but her sister Kate is gorgeous. I'd much rather see kate naked (though it would NEVER happen)

Alexis

I don't get all the excitement about Pippa Middleton, she surely is a cute, toned girl and, due to her connections, she's also a good catch, but she is just not the ultimate sex symbol. Can we leave her and the pics she took partying way before the wedding alone, please?