KILL IT WITH FIRE!

Since news broke last week that Arnold Schwarzenegger knocked up THAT THING, the story has been that she retired from her housekeeper position on amicable terms this January. C'mon, did you really think it'd be that easy? From the New York Daily News:
Arnold Schwarzenegger's baby mama had hoped to stay in her housekeeping job at the "Terminator" star's family home through 2015, according to a source. When the affair was still a secret, Mildred "Patty" Baena had no immediate plans to quit her position as a trusted family maid, despite having an affair with the married former California governor - and giving birth to his love child.

"She said she planned to retire in about five or six years. Definitely not this fast," a source involved in the 2010 closing of Baena's Bakersfield, Calif., home said. "She said she was tired of living in apartments and wanted someplace bigger for her son."

The revelation about Baena's long-term career plans calls into question reports that she left the family's staff in January on good terms and with a severance package. Around then, Schwarzenegger, 63, stepped down from his political post and reportedly admitted to his wife, Maria Shriver, that he had an affair.
When Patty left in January she received a "severance package"? Actually, a much better description of what she was given would be "child support" "hush money." Looking at things from a glass half full perspective, there's one bright side to this whole embarrassing situation: At least now Charlie Sheen knows he's not the only guy in Hollywood that pays women to leave after he's had sex with them.

*5 Patty Baena pictures total in the gallery:

  • Patty Baena Forced Out 1
  • Patty Baena Forced Out 2
  • Patty Baena Forced Out 3
  • Patty Baena Forced Out 4
  • Patty Baena Forced Out 5
  • Buster Douglas

    I wouldn't ban this troll with Rosie O'Donnells penis

  • Gianna

    I am reminded of a quote from the Simpsons..

    Barney: Wheel her in Homer, I'm not a picky man! *burp*

  • Jay

    What the hell was he thinking?!


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