Pippa Middleton and Kate Middleton in Ibiza in 2006

The Middleton sisters, Kate and Pippa, are pissed that four English papers published some old bikini pics of them from 2006, and have lodged a complaint with the UK's Press Complaints Commission. What's funny is I probably never would have posted the pictures had they not complained. Isn't it ironic . . . don't you think? From the Guardian:

The PCC said it had received a complaint, which it was now considering. Sources at the PCC indicated the complaint was on the grounds that the pictures breach the editors' code of practice by invading the Middletons' reasonable expectation of privacy.

Publication of the photographs follows pictures in three tabloids last Friday showing the Duchess of Cambridge wheeling a shopping trolley at the local Waitrose supermarket on Anglesey, where she and Prince William live in RAF quarters. Separate photographers received bylines in each paper, indicating she may have been confronted by a group. Newspapers have been warned not to identify the couple's home for security reasons.

Oh no, these poor innocent little girls. How could they have known that they'd be exposed to extreme media scrutiny once one of them married the future king of England? Sorry Pippa, your "reasonable expectation of privacy" went out the window once your sister put on that ring and you put on 20 pounds of facial foundation. I mean seriously, if I wanted to see a woman with that much covering on her face I'd watch a Peter North movie or download burqa porn.

*46 Kate Middleton and Pippa Middleton bikini pictures total in the gallery:
[Flynet, PCN]