Ashton Kutcher is the new Charlie Sheen

Marisa Miller is impossibly hot

The big news of the day is that Ashton Kutcher has signed on to replace Charlie Sheen on Two and a Half Men (for $625k-$900k/episode), which is somehow one of the highest rated shows on television (thanks flyover states!). But who gives a shit about that douche so here's some pics of Marisa Miller in the June issue of Esquire. I still don't know why Prince William didn't marry her instead of Kate Middleton. Seriously, what a queer.

*10 Marisa Miller bikini pictures total in the gallery:

  • Marisa Miller Esquire Body 1
  • Marisa Miller Esquire Body 2
  • Marisa Miller Esquire Body 3
  • Marisa Miller Esquire Body 4
  • Marisa Miller Esquire Body 5
  • Marisa Miller Esquire Body 6
  • Marisa Miller Esquire Body 7
  • Marisa Miller Esquire Body 8
  • Marisa Miller Esquire Body 9
  • Marisa Miller Esquire Body 10
May 13, 2011
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  • Anonymous

    Ashton Kutcher as a sex symbol?

    Thats funnier than the show itself.

  • Hawk

    Kelso is back!

  • Anonymous

    I would plug it for old times sake.

  • Erok8150

    Marissa miller has THE sickest body planet earth has ever seen.

    face....not so much.

  • Sara
  • strang

    Is it April 1st???

  • asfdl

    "Flyover states", heh, you should put a banner at the top of all the buzzmedia sites saying we prefer that people who live in flyover states didn't view these sites.

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