Marisa Miller is impossibly hot

The big news of the day is that Ashton Kutcher has signed on to replace Charlie Sheen on Two and a Half Men (for $625k-$900k/episode), which is somehow one of the highest rated shows on television (thanks flyover states!). But who gives a shit about that douche so here's some pics of Marisa Miller in the June issue of Esquire. I still don't know why Prince William didn't marry her instead of Kate Middleton. Seriously, what a queer.

*10 Marisa Miller bikini pictures total in the gallery:

  • Marisa Miller Esquire Body 1
  • Marisa Miller Esquire Body 2
  • Marisa Miller Esquire Body 3
  • Marisa Miller Esquire Body 4
  • Marisa Miller Esquire Body 5
  • Marisa Miller Esquire Body 6
  • Marisa Miller Esquire Body 7
  • Marisa Miller Esquire Body 8
  • Marisa Miller Esquire Body 9
  • Marisa Miller Esquire Body 10