Macho Man Randy Savage dead at 58

Macho Man Randy Savage -- who twice reigned as the WWF Champion in the late 80s/early 90s -- died today after his Jeep Wrangler slammed into a tree in Florida (the heart attack probably didn't help). He was 58. R.I.P.

I was going to make a joke about Miss Elizabeth being unavailable for comment because she was out whoring with the Iron Sheik, but it turns out she died of a drug overdose in 2003. So basically, this is the most depressing post ever. I might as well post video of the 9/11 jumpers.